2nd hunt | ANONYMOUS text

[momchester]

nobody cares about your shitty galaxy

get a job

[Who has two thumbs and a BAC over 9000? This gal.]

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[momchester]

good idea: get all the space people with mind powers drunk and see how fast they destroy Tokyo.

[bestpirate]

You can't deny it wouldn't be entertaining.

[momchester]

the body count might get out of control

[bestpirate]

That sounds no worse than your average tavern brawl!

[momchester]

i mean people killed, jack, not the other kind of "body count"

[bestpirate]

[Jack blinks his eyes owlishly once the anon calls him by name.]

Oh! Quite right! That kind of body count. The dead kind, yes.

...

I knew that, you sly fox.

oops forgot it was anon

[momchester]

so should this jedi sith lock-in have anything else? strippers, burgers, a single pointed stick they all have to fight over?

Nah! Jack is just obvious as hell

[bestpirate]

Strippers? Oh, no, no! I'm aiming for old-fashioned Tortugan harlots, maybe burgers as long as they come adorned with cheese, copious amounts of alcohol and maybe lively band of misfits!

Then, only then, shall we give them a stick. Viola! Jedi and Sith whole again.

[momchester]

that's not a recipe for "whole", that's a recipe for "maimed, dead, or pregnant."

[bestpirate]

But wouldn't all "three" keep them quite busy for awhile?

Imagine the peace and quiet!

[momchester]

true. i pity the next generation that has to listen to "my mother was a jedi and my father was a sith, blah blah blah"