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[momchester]

nobody cares about your shitty galaxy

get a job

[Who has two thumbs and a BAC over 9000? This gal.]

Comments

[nastygram]

aw hon
how do u know galaxies and not emoji

[momchester]

because galaxies won't shut up and because, this world included, i've only been in the 21st century for a few months

[nastygram]

retro
i'm into it

know anything about :)

[momchester]

the 80s aren't THAT retro!

[nastygram]

suuuuuuuuuure

u r barking up the wrong tree babe
i am straight 90s

[momchester]

leave me alone with my ugly clothes and permed hair

[nastygram]

pls i love 80s vintage

BESIDES 80s is very in right now
everyone getting high off the fumes leaking off the fucking nostalgia bomb and wearing acid wash jeans

i mean not here
the world here is bonered up for the 50s which would also give you a pass on the emojis
i suggest you study up anyways

[momchester]

hey man i’m trying

so what were the 90s like anyway? we thought they’d have flying cars but I think they just had weird chokers and eyeliner

[nastygram]

liar
flying cars are 2015 ok
i've seen back to the future 2

90s were as shitty as the 80s dw
capitalism was king, background war that no one gave a shit about, white house sex scandals, big sitcoms on tv keeping the masses happy and complacent, the internet, overspending, big ass mansions, bigger ass malls, everyone lapping up government issue bs

and weird chokers and eyeliner, HOT

[momchester]

omg I read about bill clinton

that is so insane

you sound cheerful

[nastygram]

yah bc we all started popping mega horsepills in the 90s too
that's how i'm so gd cheerful all the time

🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞


time capsule me bitch
what's up in the 80s

[momchester]

Sally Ride, unemployment, a REALLY popular science fiction movie sequel, michael jackson, shoulderpads.

i don't remember much else. i was busy having a baby in '83.

[nastygram]

omg old

[momchester]

shut up i'll fight you

[nastygram]

with ur weak grandpa arms???

[momchester]

you dont know me

[nastygram]

yah tru
u were probably so old when i was born 😢
basically dust

[momchester]

i'm only 29 actually

not even bullshitting

[nastygram]

sure jan

i mean if you want to get technical time doesn't matter and also we aren't from the same dimension probably IF we're even ~~ really here ~~ and ~~ able to go home ~~ after the porter gets bored with us or wtfever

but let's talk more about galaxy drama bc who cares about that shit

[momchester]

don’t you Brady bunch me young lady

[nastygram]

omfg look at you meme grandma

so with it!!!

[momchester]

what’s a meme?

[nastygram]

internet joke that gets fucked to death
funny the first time
less funny the second
stops being funny after like 10 times
somehow comes back around to being funny after 5239482340 times again

sure jan is a classic