2nd hunt | ANONYMOUS text

[momchester]

nobody cares about your shitty galaxy

get a job

[Who has two thumbs and a BAC over 9000? This gal.]

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[trouvaille]

Gwen Wynne-York. I also don't give a shit about The Drama.

[momchester]

that’s a very classy name

i’d tell u mine but it’d ruin this whole mystery anonymous thing I have going on

[trouvaille]

Oh, you can have one of mine to borrow. The whole mess is Gwenaëlle Clothilde Decima.

( yeah, that name was born with a bank account. )

[momchester]

wow that's a lot

Clothilde sounds like a german clothing goddess

[trouvaille]

Gwenaëlle because my mother is a gross Francophile, Clothilde because her family is German, and Decima because what impresses the married woman you're trying to bang more than naming your surprise baby after her?

[momchester]

damn that’s messed up

did your mom ever find out

[trouvaille]

My parents weren't actually ever a couple, so she's always been powerfully not interested in his feelings or life. Or opinions. They haven't actually spoken directly in like, twenty years.

[momchester]

wow dang i dont blame you for changing the name

[trouvaille]

I just don't usually need to use it, no one cares what anyone's middle name is.