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Who do we complain to about losing our powers because some assholes thought it would be a good idea to chat up Lachesis?

My powers were my main source of income and I was already going to lose money because no one has work around the holidays. Can we expect some kind of compensation for this?

[ Someone is grouchy as fuuuuuuuck. ]

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[Wanda is also grouchy and sick in about three different ways.]

you're not the only one inconvenienced.

some of us are telepaths and are hearing a lot more at a lot louder volumes, and none of you assholes know how to think in an inside voice.

just saying.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Honestly they kidnap us here give us crazy powers and then mess with them, there HAS to be a way the government can compensate us for the loss of productivity when we spontaneously combust or whatever. Because of THEIR stupidity.

that's cute, you think governments give a damn.

[she's usually more optimistic than that, but, again — grouchy. and because her powers are mentally=based, she's also been having a super fun (not fun at all) time with seizures while they're on the fritz.]

I'm more pissed at the people who did this, actually. But. Whatever. Like it matters *now*.

I think they give a damn insofar as it's in their best interest to keep us appeased and playing by their rules because let's be honest here, we could fuck their shit up pretty easily.

[ The fact that Arthur is cussing so much is an indication that he's really frustrated right now, not that anyone will KNOW that because he's anon, of course. ]

The people who did this are idiots and assholes but the government who allowed them to do it is even more idiotic.

Message me and I'll see if I can't arrange a part-time florist job.

It won't be much, but it's better than nothing.

[ Okay he was not expecting someone to show up with a job offer, no matter how ridiculous. It's very... thoughtful??? ]

I appreciate it but I would be an absolutely terrible florist, trust me you wouldn't want to hire me.

[ if he didn't want a job, maybe he shouldn't have whined to the entire imPort community about it!!!! ]

Complainers can't exactly be choosers.

As long as you can use your hands and you have an eye for color, you'll be fine. Plus, it's the holiday season. We need an extra pair of hands anyway.

Edited 2017-12-03 23:25 (UTC)

[ Mostly he was just expecting people to be pissy back at him, not to actually try and be productive. ]

Colorblind.

[ He's not actually, he's just being pissy. ]

That's a shame.

[ so much for that idea . . . ]

What about lifting things? If not flowers, then medical supplies, depending on how short-staffed the clinic gets?

I suppose it would at least pass the time.

[ Altruistic, Arthur is not. But boredom will drive a man to a lot of things he might not normally be interested in. ]

Great! :) Message me directly, and I can at least make sure you'll have some cash for the holidays.

[ It won't be as much as she would like, but with how much she's been running around - help would be nice. ]

I cannot believe this just happened.

Sure you can.

Now just PM me your resume so I can make it all official.

what i have a problem with is
the fact that this has affected a large population of people.
if they wanna get themselves fucked up with screwin around
with this shit for their ego then whatever. be my guest.
but when you've got shit that's affectin even kids
then i got a problem.

They never seemed to care about the kids here before no reason to start now

But it's good to know SOMEONE does.

just reeks of
not givin a shit about the casualties that could
happen because of this or the consequences to follow
so long as they get what they want from it.

It's as if the assholes who just HAD to talk to Lachesis were unaware that their actions could have consequences for all of us.

Funny how that works, messing with the Porter that brought all of us here in the first place. Never would've thought.

[ Can he BE more sarcastic? ]

money is fake and this universe is a way-station unless you decide it's not in which case money is still fake

let it go

You can bitch about how money is fake all you want but as long as I'm here I need money to do most things, so maybe shove it up your ass.

Also I like my powers and I like the work I do with them and I want them back.

Have you burst into flame lately?

Not yet this week, but to pre-empt any moralistic high-horsing, here's a partial list of things I've experienced:

- Drowning
- Burning
- Blown up
- Fallen from 10+ stories
- Shot in the head
- Kneecapped, THEN shot in the head

Huh.

Okay, I give- how the hell have you done all of that?

I'm a superhero.

Who can come back from the dead? Death works differently here.

Maybe all of that's happened to me here?

Or maybe I just come from a particularly strange world.

well my original point is to tell you something about not complaining, because at least the way you died back home hasn't actually, literally, happened to you today.

The Internet exists for people to complain about stupid shit. I'm just using it for its intended purpose.

Tomorrow if I'm dying I'll be too busy to post.

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