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[herrstory]

[ Everything might be in confusion and chaos right now with the porter and imPort powers. But Herr Starr doesn't seem phased by any of it as he snaps a picture and posts it to the network. ]



I am going to marry this bitch. Should anyone object, speak now or forever hold your peace.

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[infomodder]

Do you have a best man?

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[herrstory]

At the moment, no. It was supposed to be FeFe the Cat, but he had a bit too much catnip at the bachelor party last night and will be unable to attend. Do you have someone in mind?

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[shadowglitter]

I want her?? Back off??

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[herrstory]

She is already spoken for, but should you wish to fight for her love -- that may make for an entertaining spectacle at the wedding.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Didn't think that was legal.

[Hello, Starr. Time to check up on a former patient, pass the time while he's feeling queasy and physically weakened this very early December day.]

[herrstory]

[ Ugh. U G H. He sticks to text in hopes that it will annoy Chilton! ]

The government would not have assigned me to an illegal job.

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[aloadeddie]

Looks a little young for you.

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[herrstory]

[ Wait, wait, wait!! ]

I did not say I am marrying her.

[ Actually, yes he did. ]

I meant I am marrying her to someone else. Another dog.

[text, because with human fingers he can]

[generalgrievous]

What manner of creature is that?

[text hahaha yaay human fingers!]

[herrstory]

A canine bitch. A bit hideous in both appearance and smell.

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[reek]

Is that a dog? I'm quite certain it's a rat.

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[herrstory]

I can see where the confusion could come into play, but it is definitely a dog. An ugly one. Similar to a rat.
A rat dog.

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[h2no]

doesn't look like your type?

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[herrstory]

And what would you define as more "my type?"

[hardboyled]

OMG

congratulations!

she's such a pretty little lady

[herrstory]

I actually think she is a bit hideous.
But it has not stopped the groom from sniffing her asshole, so.
To each their own, I suppose.

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[itistolaugh]

SHE'S BEAUTIFUL

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[herrstory]

I will pass along the compliment.
She did have a bouquet to complete the look, but by the time the photograph was taken she had eaten it.

[exceptionalthief]

She looks completely horrified by the prospect.

[herrstory]

It is normal for a bride to get a few wedding day jitters, I believe.

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[poreiavian]

But why?

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[herrstory]

Because it is my duty to ensure the happiness of pets and their romantic inclinations.

[ Someone please put him out of his misery. ]

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[fettering]

she looks really stressed :(

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[herrstory]

Marriage is a serious commitment. She may not feel ready.

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[handycapable]

[ Typos are IC, he's having an Eye Problem. ]

Well, I,d sort of hope that most people w ould object morally, but i know better than to except much from where anyone draw there lines on marriage.

[herrstory]

She happens to be marrying another dog. Not me. But we do cater to cross species marriage here. Certain species. Any species that is not human.

[heisenbitch]

If you're into bitches that are 30% rat and 70% hate, why not just hook up with a cop or a politician or something

[herrstory]

Do you have any recommendations? I've heard rumors Sam Merlotte has a nice posterior.