I could be your retainer? That's basically just an indentured servant who has to do anything you say and call you My Lord and blindly follow your orders no matter what they are. I'm technically the retainer of somebody here already, buuut he's pretty uncomfortable with the whole "I swear to you I'll die for you by my sword if only you ask" blind bodyguard loyalty I offered to him, and he'd probably like to officially get out of that relationship ASAP.
Otherwise, I don't know what to offer. I wear a lot of mesh bodysuits? Do... you want one?
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I could be your retainer? That's basically just an indentured servant who has to do anything you say and call you My Lord and blindly follow your orders no matter what they are. I'm technically the retainer of somebody here already, buuut he's pretty uncomfortable with the whole "I swear to you I'll die for you by my sword if only you ask" blind bodyguard loyalty I offered to him, and he'd probably like to officially get out of that relationship ASAP.
Otherwise, I don't know what to offer. I wear a lot of mesh bodysuits? Do... you want one?