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[craftpunk]

I have some important questions.

Poll #19154 An important Quiz

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 30

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How many worlds are there?

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One.
1 (3.4%)

Innumerable, obviously.
27 (93.1%)

Nine.
1 (3.4%)

What.
0 (0.0%)

Do you still have your powers?

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Yes
15 (51.7%)

No
7 (24.1%)

None of your business
7 (24.1%)

How do you feel about superpowers?

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Yes
17 (56.7%)

No
2 (6.7%)

Sod off.
11 (36.7%)

The Patriarchy is...

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A damaging class system that unfairly marginalizes anyone not a part of the ruling class
13 (50.0%)

The way of the world
4 (15.4%)

The single most damaging system to people of all genders
9 (34.6%)

Imaginary
0 (0.0%)

Which pill?

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Red Pill
9 (33.3%)

Blue Pill
7 (25.9%)

I don't believe in pharmaceuticals
11 (40.7%)

If you had to live anywhere, would it be...

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A dark forest
4 (14.3%)

A fjord
2 (7.1%)

A tundra
2 (7.1%)

Mountains
3 (10.7%)

Somewhere modern
17 (60.7%)

What pulls your chariot?

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Horses
16 (57.1%)

Bulls
4 (14.3%)

Cats
4 (14.3%)

Goats
4 (14.3%)

You solve problems with your:

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Mind
15 (51.7%)

Fists
5 (17.2%)

Charm
4 (13.8%)

Tricks
5 (17.2%)

Anyone else feeling a little extra powerful, lately?

Comments

[craftpunk]

You wouldn't be the first to call me racist -- but you're also not the first to assume what's behind this mask.

But I don't like having friends who are just in it for the shit I give them. Shouldn't they also bring something to the table?

[shadowglitter]

Man...

I could be your retainer? That's basically just an indentured servant who has to do anything you say and call you My Lord and blindly follow your orders no matter what they are. I'm technically the retainer of somebody here already, buuut he's pretty uncomfortable with the whole "I swear to you I'll die for you by my sword if only you ask" blind bodyguard loyalty I offered to him, and he'd probably like to officially get out of that relationship ASAP.

Otherwise, I don't know what to offer. I wear a lot of mesh bodysuits? Do... you want one?

[fehus]

work transfer denied

[shadowglitter]

I KNEW YOU LIKED IT?

Okay. Then yeah. All I can offer is my heart.

[fehus]

nope i want that too. that's where your loyalty lives, dummy.

i don't mind if you lost some mesh suits.

[shadowglitter]

I'm falling in love with you again?!?!

Okay. I guess it's decided. Woden gets some tight, bodyhugging fishnet and I get his approval and affection. Nice! Friendship terms established!

[fehus]

[sometimes,, you gotta pull rank a little,,,,,,,,]

again? when was the first time?

you can borrow some of my sweats while you replace the tight, bodyhugging fishnets you're giving away. i got a pair from the thrift shop that say "STANKY GIRL" on the ass and i laugh every time i look at them.

[shadowglitter]

I mean, the first time I met you? Stupid question. So stupid. HAHA, IDIOT.

I think Woden might like those too though?

[fehus]

mixed messages...

you're welcome to offer them. the "I" in "GIRL" is dotted with a heart.

[shadowglitter]

I... want them. Actually.

As good as this dude would look in them, they like,
Suit me? Right? I feel like they're a part of me. I feel like they're worth more to me than Woden's life.
Archie has sweats that say juicy on the butt...
I want to be a part of this world you both share.

[fehus]

they're yours buddy. **stanky girl.

haha gross archie

[shadowglitter]

I'll wear them in your honor, milord. Yours will be the stank of which this worthless servant girl dreams.

[fehus]

sweat dreams

[yeah he's just lolin']

[h2no]

they're SOFT

[fehus]

and juicy apparently

[h2no]

that's not



ODIN IT WOULD BE REALLY COOL IF YOU DIDNT TELL EVERYONE THESE THINGS

Not here

[flightforfreedom]

[oh thank fuck]

[reexamined]

Woden, spare him. We both know this conversation isn't going to escalate in a good way.

[craftpunk]

Probably not. He's just so ignorant.

[reexamined]

I think that's meant to be part of the 'charm' he was emphasizing he had.

[craftpunk]

Uh huh. Riiiight.

I wonder if he knows I can't stand him?

[reexamined]

I'm certain he does. Hence the desperation to impress you. But you aren't impressed by people who try to impress you.

[craftpunk]

That's just sad, actually.

Although I shouldn't be surprised.

[reexamined]

There's an Earth phrase for this. "It takes all kinds."

[He's not... defending Odin, but also not attacking him.]

[craftpunk]

[That's true enough.

I'd be happier if he wasn't trying to take my name.]