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[craftpunk]

I have some important questions.

Poll #19154 An important Quiz

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 30

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How many worlds are there?

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One.
1 (3.4%)

Innumerable, obviously.
27 (93.1%)

Nine.
1 (3.4%)

What.
0 (0.0%)

Do you still have your powers?

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Yes
15 (51.7%)

No
7 (24.1%)

None of your business
7 (24.1%)

How do you feel about superpowers?

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Yes
17 (56.7%)

No
2 (6.7%)

Sod off.
11 (36.7%)

The Patriarchy is...

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A damaging class system that unfairly marginalizes anyone not a part of the ruling class
13 (50.0%)

The way of the world
4 (15.4%)

The single most damaging system to people of all genders
9 (34.6%)

Imaginary
0 (0.0%)

Which pill?

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Red Pill
9 (33.3%)

Blue Pill
7 (25.9%)

I don't believe in pharmaceuticals
11 (40.7%)

If you had to live anywhere, would it be...

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A dark forest
4 (14.3%)

A fjord
2 (7.1%)

A tundra
2 (7.1%)

Mountains
3 (10.7%)

Somewhere modern
17 (60.7%)

What pulls your chariot?

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Horses
16 (57.1%)

Bulls
4 (14.3%)

Cats
4 (14.3%)

Goats
4 (14.3%)

You solve problems with your:

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Mind
15 (51.7%)

Fists
5 (17.2%)

Charm
4 (13.8%)

Tricks
5 (17.2%)

Anyone else feeling a little extra powerful, lately?

Comments

[incogneto]

How are we meant to answer the third question with yes or no?

[craftpunk]

Do you want them or don't you? It's an easy question.

[photophobic]

Skills, rather than fists.

[craftpunk]

Fighting skills, specifically?

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[poreiavian]

Innumerable, Yes, Yes, First Option, Blue, Modern, Horses and Tricks.

What's even the point of this quiz?

[ other than taking her mind off how fucking awful being in space has been so far (which she is still at for another week HUFF.) ]

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[craftpunk]

It's to determine if you're suited for...
something important.

I knew someone who asked these sorts of questions before making a determination, and I thought I would try my hand at it.

Why horses, though? It's so boring.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Why are you referencing The Matrix?

[craftpunk]

Do you know what the red pill and the blue pill represent? It's a state of either living in ignorance, or accepting the hard truths and opening your eyes to what the world is really like.

It's an excellent allegory for many things.

[pummelgranite]

Dare I ask?

[craftpunk]

You'll find out pretty soon, Persephone.

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[reexamined]

I picked "cats" for the novelty of it.

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[craftpunk]

Did you know that Freya, goddess of fertility, love, and wealth -- She had a chariot pulled by cats?

[flightforfreedom]

i am going to be honest and say that most of these questions I didn't really understand

As for anyone who thinks there is only one world

?

Have they met anyone here?

[craftpunk]

Maybe not.

Or maybe there's something else I'm getting at, there.

Nine seems awfully arbitrary, too, and the Norse liked that one.

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[h2no]

these are fun!!
@ppl picking red pill fake strawberry gummy taste is bad and you're wrong

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[craftpunk]

Red pills don't taste like Strawberries,
you know.

It's a state of mind.

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[fehus]

"which norse god are you?" cute. why didn't i get a cool graphic at the end?

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[craftpunk]

I'm doing something better.

[exceptionalthief]

But what if my chariot is pulled by peacocks?

[craftpunk]

Then you're not likely from the Germanic and Nordic pantheons.

We didn't really have peacocks.

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[shittywizard]

People are getting MORE powers? This is some bullshit.

[ Someone is missing most of his spells and is not happy about it. ]

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[craftpunk]

I know, isn't it?

That's why I am a magnanimous god.

[socialactivillain]

Well, it's heartening to see no one's picked "imaginary" for the Patriarchy. Yet.

What is this all for?

[craftpunk]

It's a little bit of a surprise.

I think you all will love it.

[vanto]

Is there a prize for answering these?

[craftpunk]

For the winners, yes.

[shadowglitter]

Innumerable, Yes, Yes, 3, Red, Tundra, Bulls, LITERALLY ALL OF THEM? ALL FOUR? ALL FOUR OPTIONS LITERALLY ALL FOUR EVERY OPTION ALL OF THEM I DO IT ALL EVERYTHING ALL OF IT EACH CHOICE ALL OF THEM ALL FOUR CHOICES ALL FOUR OPTIONS ALL OF THEM but I guess I picked charm. But all of them.

All of them.

All.

[craftpunk]

Are you SURE charm is the way you solve problems?

Because...

[doitforthevibe]

"extra" powerful? last i heard, people were just losing access to their powers.

[craftpunk]

Maybe the loudest among us are...

[onlydoubts]

there a reason your asking all this?

[ what does it MEAN ]

[craftpunk]

There is absolutely a reason for these questions.

[ It's all arbitrary. ]

It's how I'm making a decision.

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[bindsthedead]

Unfortunately. It's hard to keep a grip on them.

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[craftpunk]

What, your powers?

I've heard some are losing them. Which is...tragic.

[axeboyfriend]

Weird questions.

[craftpunk]

Not as weird when you know the answers.

[trouvaille]

If by powerful you mean I had to borrow a nullification device so I could walk, then yes.

[craftpunk]

Yikes. That's rather excessive, isn't it?

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[generalgrievous]

What is all this nonsense?

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[craftpunk]

[ Hello, Grievous. Enjoy a face full of reflective helmet. ]

It's a personality quiz.

[heliophilic]

Innumerable isn't exactly right but it works the best so that one

Yes

Sod Off

Damaging class system

No

Modern

Goats

Fists

What do I win?

[craftpunk]

If I ever met someone who screamed "Thor"...

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[monsterdoc]

Yes. A little more.

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[craftpunk]

Only a little? That's no fun.

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[khajidont]

You know, I like quizzes as much as the next guy, but usually you need a result for it to be any good

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[craftpunk]

There are results.

They're just surprises.