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[craftpunk]

I have some important questions.

Poll #19154 An important Quiz

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 30

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How many worlds are there?

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One.
1 (3.4%)

Innumerable, obviously.
27 (93.1%)

Nine.
1 (3.4%)

What.
0 (0.0%)

Do you still have your powers?

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Yes
15 (51.7%)

No
7 (24.1%)

None of your business
7 (24.1%)

How do you feel about superpowers?

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Yes
17 (56.7%)

No
2 (6.7%)

Sod off.
11 (36.7%)

The Patriarchy is...

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A damaging class system that unfairly marginalizes anyone not a part of the ruling class
13 (50.0%)

The way of the world
4 (15.4%)

The single most damaging system to people of all genders
9 (34.6%)

Imaginary
0 (0.0%)

Which pill?

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Red Pill
9 (33.3%)

Blue Pill
7 (25.9%)

I don't believe in pharmaceuticals
11 (40.7%)

If you had to live anywhere, would it be...

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A dark forest
4 (14.3%)

A fjord
2 (7.1%)

A tundra
2 (7.1%)

Mountains
3 (10.7%)

Somewhere modern
17 (60.7%)

What pulls your chariot?

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Horses
16 (57.1%)

Bulls
4 (14.3%)

Cats
4 (14.3%)

Goats
4 (14.3%)

You solve problems with your:

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Mind
15 (51.7%)

Fists
5 (17.2%)

Charm
4 (13.8%)

Tricks
5 (17.2%)

Anyone else feeling a little extra powerful, lately?

Comments

[craftpunk]

For the winners, yes.

[vanto]

Alright, I'm curious. Is it a good prize?

[craftpunk]

It's a very good prize.

Would you like one?

[vanto]

Yes, if I win a prize is great.

I don't see a pattern in your questions though. Is there a trick?

[craftpunk]

No trick. It's just a specific set of questions to determine both suitability and what direction you should go into.

I think I know, for you.

[vanto]

Got it, because the blue and red pill question seemed like a trick one.

[craftpunk]

It seems like it, but nothing here is a trick. It's only to give you an idea of who you really are to me, so I can make the right decision.

[vanto]

As you're a god it is hard to think what could a mortal be to you. No offence.

[craftpunk]

None taken.

Didn't you know? We LOVE to meddle in the affairs of humans.

[vanto]

But you're not Greek.

[craftpunk]

No, I'm German. Or nordic. Depending on the time period.

We still mess with people on the regular. Read about the Volsungs.

[vanto]

Will take it out of the library next time.

Well, as long as you don't turn into an animal to seduce someone, I guess that's okay.

[Eli only knows Greek mythology... he's yet to find out about the Norse shenanigans.]

[craftpunk]

Me turn into an animal?

Oh no, not in the slightest. I own them, not become them. That's Loki's thing.

[vanto]

Huh, I guess there is one in every pantheon.

[craftpunk]

In many, yes. There's the Kitsune and Tanuki in Japanese lore, for example.

[vanto]

[He's going to look those up.]

Foxes and racoons. What about Loki? What does he turn into?

[craftpunk]

A horse.

Other things. He's a magician.

[vanto]

Okay, I need to look up pictures of those.

Is he a good friend of yours?

[craftpunk]

He doesn't exist in this recurrence, but... Yes.
Yes he was.

[vanto]

So you don't all exist at the same time in your world?

[craftpunk]

We did, in the ancient times. We do every now and then, depending on who is in the recurrence.

It's complicated, unfortunately. We're a rotating stock.

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[vanto]

[vanto]

It does sound really complicated. How does anyone keep track? Why rotate? Is it a god thing? What are gods in your world supposed to be? [deleted;]

[craftpunk]

There are people who waste their entire lives keeping track.

[ HAHAHAHA NOT THAT
HE KNOWS ANY ]

[vanto]

I assume gods are interesting to keep track of so spending your life tracking them might not be a waste.