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[craftpunk]

I have some important questions.

Poll #19154 An important Quiz

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 30

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How many worlds are there?

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One.
1 (3.4%)

Innumerable, obviously.
27 (93.1%)

Nine.
1 (3.4%)

What.
0 (0.0%)

Do you still have your powers?

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Yes
15 (51.7%)

No
7 (24.1%)

None of your business
7 (24.1%)

How do you feel about superpowers?

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Yes
17 (56.7%)

No
2 (6.7%)

Sod off.
11 (36.7%)

The Patriarchy is...

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A damaging class system that unfairly marginalizes anyone not a part of the ruling class
13 (50.0%)

The way of the world
4 (15.4%)

The single most damaging system to people of all genders
9 (34.6%)

Imaginary
0 (0.0%)

Which pill?

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Red Pill
9 (33.3%)

Blue Pill
7 (25.9%)

I don't believe in pharmaceuticals
11 (40.7%)

If you had to live anywhere, would it be...

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A dark forest
4 (14.3%)

A fjord
2 (7.1%)

A tundra
2 (7.1%)

Mountains
3 (10.7%)

Somewhere modern
17 (60.7%)

What pulls your chariot?

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Horses
16 (57.1%)

Bulls
4 (14.3%)

Cats
4 (14.3%)

Goats
4 (14.3%)

You solve problems with your:

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Mind
15 (51.7%)

Fists
5 (17.2%)

Charm
4 (13.8%)

Tricks
5 (17.2%)

Anyone else feeling a little extra powerful, lately?

Comments

[craftpunk]

Fair enough.

You're using this for branding? Clever.

[poreiavian]

Reality television, as I have learned, is pretty boring actually. It's just a lot of parties and drama between dicks. The dick drama on this ship has been so fucking real.

I'm going to get on my own sitcom. I'll make it black and white like the old days when things were fucking good and I'll be a cute housewife.

[craftpunk]

You want to be Lucille Ball?

Respect yourself.

[poreiavian]

Thanks! I have a great amount of respect for myself, and I'm glad you can see that. I'm going to be just like my idol Honey. I'll have a nuclear family, a cute theme song, and get into all kinds of misadventures.

[craftpunk]

Oh yes, all very domestic.

How exciting. [ Nauseating. ]

Going to do the picket fence and child to top it all off?

[poreiavian]

Child will need to wait. Maybe until season 3 or 4. I have an entire plan built out for every season. If it works out I should be able to keep going well into 150 episodes.

[ run woden. ]

[craftpunk]

I don't know whether to be scared or impressed.

[poreiavian]

Is there a reason to fear me? I know I am a powerful girl but sitcoms are harmless fun.

[craftpunk]

It takes a certain mentality to favor the canned lifestyle and soulless devotion to the 50s aesthetic to be THAT into sitcoms.

[poreiavian]

I disagree. Sitcoms are a window into the life people wish to have. The perfect family, difficult problems solved in less than an hour, a laugh track for every joke and audience applause for every entrance. It's the purest expression of human desires.

[craftpunk]

And yet it's just another blue pill. Nothing like that is real.

[poreiavian]

What is fake today can become real tomorrow. Anything can change.

[craftpunk]

Families aren't really like that. Human beings are involved. You'd have to change our very nature to make that a reality.

[poreiavian]

And the world would be a happier place for it. All in theory of course.

[craftpunk]

I think you'd be surprised how...miserable that kind of fantasy would be. The real world is far better.

[poreiavian]

The real world is overrated. And fantasies are only miserable if you choose them to be.

[craftpunk]

That right there is the difference between the red and the blue pill, by the way.

Enjoy your fantasies, I guess.

[poreiavian]

Yeah well, fuck your red pill. I'm going to blue pill it so hard, the red pill will just stop existing. That's my choice.

[craftpunk]

Wow.

If only we all had your clarity of thought.