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[craftpunk]

I have some important questions.

Poll #19154 An important Quiz

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 30

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How many worlds are there?

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One.
1 (3.4%)

Innumerable, obviously.
27 (93.1%)

Nine.
1 (3.4%)

What.
0 (0.0%)

Do you still have your powers?

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Yes
15 (51.7%)

No
7 (24.1%)

None of your business
7 (24.1%)

How do you feel about superpowers?

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Yes
17 (56.7%)

No
2 (6.7%)

Sod off.
11 (36.7%)

The Patriarchy is...

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A damaging class system that unfairly marginalizes anyone not a part of the ruling class
13 (50.0%)

The way of the world
4 (15.4%)

The single most damaging system to people of all genders
9 (34.6%)

Imaginary
0 (0.0%)

Which pill?

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Red Pill
9 (33.3%)

Blue Pill
7 (25.9%)

I don't believe in pharmaceuticals
11 (40.7%)

If you had to live anywhere, would it be...

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A dark forest
4 (14.3%)

A fjord
2 (7.1%)

A tundra
2 (7.1%)

Mountains
3 (10.7%)

Somewhere modern
17 (60.7%)

What pulls your chariot?

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Horses
16 (57.1%)

Bulls
4 (14.3%)

Cats
4 (14.3%)

Goats
4 (14.3%)

You solve problems with your:

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Mind
15 (51.7%)

Fists
5 (17.2%)

Charm
4 (13.8%)

Tricks
5 (17.2%)

Anyone else feeling a little extra powerful, lately?

Comments

[flightforfreedom]

last time i met a god, it burst out of an egg and then wrestled another one to the death.

at home, i mean. seems the definitions are a little different, here. [If Persephone and Lucifer were anything to go by.]

so what does being a god mean, exactly?

[craftpunk]

It means you are...in charge of something.
You inspire and assist humanity. Likely, you belong to a larger pantheon of other gods, get into hijinks which turn into legend, and become larger than life.

[flightforfreedom]

doesn't sound like a terrible gig, to be honest

not sure what would count as legendary hijinks, but the rest of it sounds like something humans generally need pretty badly

so what are you in charge of

[craftpunk]

That's a rather long list.

I'm the sky god, the all-father. I have great magic, necromancy, I can manipulate the earth and the nine realms. I can see prophecy once I gave up my eye, and I can be frenzy incarnate, when I want.

I'm...everything, really.

[flightforfreedom]

wait

you said you were part of a pantheon, right? like, more than one god and in charge of different things

so you can't be everything

[craftpunk]

I'm the allfather.

So yeah, I can do whatever I want.

[flightforfreedom]

so then what's the point of having a pantheon if you're everything

what do the rest of them do?




watch?

[craftpunk]

Oh no, they don't watch.

But I like to.

[flightforfreedom]

[Oh there goes the line. Bye line.]

why does that literally not surprise me in the least

[craftpunk]

I don't think it's ever surprised anyone.