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[craftpunk]

I have some important questions.

Poll #19154 An important Quiz

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 30

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How many worlds are there?

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One.
1 (3.4%)

Innumerable, obviously.
27 (93.1%)

Nine.
1 (3.4%)

What.
0 (0.0%)

Do you still have your powers?

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Yes
15 (51.7%)

No
7 (24.1%)

None of your business
7 (24.1%)

How do you feel about superpowers?

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Yes
17 (56.7%)

No
2 (6.7%)

Sod off.
11 (36.7%)

The Patriarchy is...

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A damaging class system that unfairly marginalizes anyone not a part of the ruling class
13 (50.0%)

The way of the world
4 (15.4%)

The single most damaging system to people of all genders
9 (34.6%)

Imaginary
0 (0.0%)

Which pill?

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Red Pill
9 (33.3%)

Blue Pill
7 (25.9%)

I don't believe in pharmaceuticals
11 (40.7%)

If you had to live anywhere, would it be...

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A dark forest
4 (14.3%)

A fjord
2 (7.1%)

A tundra
2 (7.1%)

Mountains
3 (10.7%)

Somewhere modern
17 (60.7%)

What pulls your chariot?

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Horses
16 (57.1%)

Bulls
4 (14.3%)

Cats
4 (14.3%)

Goats
4 (14.3%)

You solve problems with your:

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Mind
15 (51.7%)

Fists
5 (17.2%)

Charm
4 (13.8%)

Tricks
5 (17.2%)

Anyone else feeling a little extra powerful, lately?

Comments

[doitforthevibe]

on what scale? social justice and vague norse themes?

[craftpunk]

Well.

My name IS Woden. I'm sure you can see how the Norse theming can be important.

[doitforthevibe]

gotcha, gotcha.
gotta stay on brand.

[craftpunk]

To someone like me, branding is everything.

[doitforthevibe]

are you one of those deific popstars ive heard about?

[craftpunk]

Oh yes. I'm the one they don't like to talk about.
Then again, I don't really sing. I produce.

[doitforthevibe]

the l.a. reid to their alecia moore.

[ So Cisco likes P!nk. ]

[craftpunk]

Correct.

I have my own girls, too. They can...really raise the roof when they sing. Imagine all the deities doing it together. And ones you've never heard before.

[doitforthevibe]

one deity was enough for me, thanks. i dont need a holy live aid.

[craftpunk]

Shame. I hear it's orgasmic.

[doitforthevibe]

yeah... thats what im worried about.

[craftpunk]

You're...worried about orgasms.

It must be sad being you.

[doitforthevibe]

PUBLIC orgasms. dude.

just because i dont want to "let loose" in front of a thousand screaming groupies doesnt mean theres anything wrong with me.

[craftpunk]

Hey, if everyone ELSE is doing it, it's not shameful, right?

I've done it in public before, not a big deal.

[doitforthevibe]

ykinmk, my dude.

[craftpunk]

Maybe.

But hey, if you want to miss out, that's your problem.

[doitforthevibe]

yeah, ill pass on the public orgasms, thanks.

[craftpunk]

Well. I guess one less fan for the mass concert isn't going to hurt us too much. Just don't spoil the surprise for everyone else later.