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I have some important questions.

Poll #19154 An important Quiz

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 30

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How many worlds are there?

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One.
1 (3.4%)

Innumerable, obviously.
27 (93.1%)

Nine.
1 (3.4%)

What.
0 (0.0%)

Do you still have your powers?

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Yes
15 (51.7%)

No
7 (24.1%)

None of your business
7 (24.1%)

How do you feel about superpowers?

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Yes
17 (56.7%)

No
2 (6.7%)

Sod off.
11 (36.7%)

The Patriarchy is...

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A damaging class system that unfairly marginalizes anyone not a part of the ruling class
13 (50.0%)

The way of the world
4 (15.4%)

The single most damaging system to people of all genders
9 (34.6%)

Imaginary
0 (0.0%)

Which pill?

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Red Pill
9 (33.3%)

Blue Pill
7 (25.9%)

I don't believe in pharmaceuticals
11 (40.7%)

If you had to live anywhere, would it be...

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A dark forest
4 (14.3%)

A fjord
2 (7.1%)

A tundra
2 (7.1%)

Mountains
3 (10.7%)

Somewhere modern
17 (60.7%)

What pulls your chariot?

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Horses
16 (57.1%)

Bulls
4 (14.3%)

Cats
4 (14.3%)

Goats
4 (14.3%)

You solve problems with your:

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Mind
15 (51.7%)

Fists
5 (17.2%)

Charm
4 (13.8%)

Tricks
5 (17.2%)

Anyone else feeling a little extra powerful, lately?

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these are fun!! @ppl picking red pill fake strawberry gummy taste is bad and you're wrong

Red pills don't taste like Strawberries,
you know.

It's a state of mind.

why not both? also my chariot gets pulled by sharks 4 legged animals are for losers tbh

Alright. Sharks.

I should have guessed that half the import population would be a bunch of petulant non-conformists. That's the way this always goes.

you know it what was i meant to do? listen to anything ever? people on the internet have to think i'm cool

Oh yes of course. How else will you find self-worth if the masses don't think you're cool?

hnnngh the only way ill find out why dad never loved me is if i'm self aggrandizingly sarcastic to everyone....!!!

Edited 2017-12-04 01:14 (UTC)

That's how I did it.

good to know i'm on the right track late addendum: yes i am feeling slightly more powerful but i'm only healing a little stronger than before and i can heal myself now, which i couldn't do before thoughts? on it in general. not me.

I think it has to do with what everyone did to the porter.

Which is...concerning, but my powers are also increased. Which is...not entirely inconvenient.

no kidding be careful. you don't want to very suddenly swing the other way and burn out. what can you do?

I impart my power into items.

It's not...necessarily unique to what I could do back home.

can you bring them to life or something?

No, nothing like that. I make them more useful than before. Powerful.

that's useful. can we look forward to a bunch of animated inanimate objects running around?

No. It doesn't work like that. They...are still tools.

ahh i think i get it is it related to this quizz somehow or was that a non-sequitur?

It's absolutely related.

can i ask whats up or do i have to reach some arbitraty quotient first

They help me determine if you're suitable for a very specific role, or not.

please tell me i failed miserably

You did, actually.

No surprise there, it seems.

gotta make it clear what i'm compensating for am i right that fits with the aesthetic anyway who did win? am i allowed to know or is it super secret

Oh, I'm sure you'll figure it out eventually.

But I'M not going to tell you.

of course

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