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I have some important questions.

Poll #19154 An important Quiz

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 30

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How many worlds are there?

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One.
1 (3.4%)

Innumerable, obviously.
27 (93.1%)

Nine.
1 (3.4%)

What.
0 (0.0%)

Do you still have your powers?

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Yes
15 (51.7%)

No
7 (24.1%)

None of your business
7 (24.1%)

How do you feel about superpowers?

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Yes
17 (56.7%)

No
2 (6.7%)

Sod off.
11 (36.7%)

The Patriarchy is...

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A damaging class system that unfairly marginalizes anyone not a part of the ruling class
13 (50.0%)

The way of the world
4 (15.4%)

The single most damaging system to people of all genders
9 (34.6%)

Imaginary
0 (0.0%)

Which pill?

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Red Pill
9 (33.3%)

Blue Pill
7 (25.9%)

I don't believe in pharmaceuticals
11 (40.7%)

If you had to live anywhere, would it be...

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A dark forest
4 (14.3%)

A fjord
2 (7.1%)

A tundra
2 (7.1%)

Mountains
3 (10.7%)

Somewhere modern
17 (60.7%)

What pulls your chariot?

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Horses
16 (57.1%)

Bulls
4 (14.3%)

Cats
4 (14.3%)

Goats
4 (14.3%)

You solve problems with your:

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Mind
15 (51.7%)

Fists
5 (17.2%)

Charm
4 (13.8%)

Tricks
5 (17.2%)

Anyone else feeling a little extra powerful, lately?

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i don't like handouts. and i already know what norse god i'd be.

(thor, clearly.)

Of course it's Thor.

That's a little clichéd. There are so many better ones.

i noticed odin's not on your list. there can only be one?

I can't give anyone even the idea of usurping me.

how extra powerful are you feeling?

A little more...fatherly.

[is he gonna make demigods? can the Recurrence gods make demigods???]

population growth is a serious problem

That's why we aren't exactly creating anything new over here.

you can't father upgrades.

Oh ye of little faith.

0 faith. atheist. not into patriarchal pyramid schemes.

Then don't you worry a hair on your head about any of it.

i'm pretty sure that's exactly why i should be worried.

But if you refuse to play along, you can't come to our party.

gods don't play nice.

We CAN. When we want to. How else do you think we threw all those killer parties?

the operative word here is "killer"

We behaved. Occasionally.

what are you building?

A big surprise.

Group of the year, in fact.

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