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I have some important questions.

Poll #19154 An important Quiz

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 30

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How many worlds are there?

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One.
1 (3.4%)

Innumerable, obviously.
27 (93.1%)

Nine.
1 (3.4%)

What.
0 (0.0%)

Do you still have your powers?

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Yes
15 (51.7%)

No
7 (24.1%)

None of your business
7 (24.1%)

How do you feel about superpowers?

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Yes
17 (56.7%)

No
2 (6.7%)

Sod off.
11 (36.7%)

The Patriarchy is...

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A damaging class system that unfairly marginalizes anyone not a part of the ruling class
13 (50.0%)

The way of the world
4 (15.4%)

The single most damaging system to people of all genders
9 (34.6%)

Imaginary
0 (0.0%)

Which pill?

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Red Pill
9 (33.3%)

Blue Pill
7 (25.9%)

I don't believe in pharmaceuticals
11 (40.7%)

If you had to live anywhere, would it be...

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A dark forest
4 (14.3%)

A fjord
2 (7.1%)

A tundra
2 (7.1%)

Mountains
3 (10.7%)

Somewhere modern
17 (60.7%)

What pulls your chariot?

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Horses
16 (57.1%)

Bulls
4 (14.3%)

Cats
4 (14.3%)

Goats
4 (14.3%)

You solve problems with your:

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Mind
15 (51.7%)

Fists
5 (17.2%)

Charm
4 (13.8%)

Tricks
5 (17.2%)

Anyone else feeling a little extra powerful, lately?

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I've been known to use the word liberally,
so that shouldn't surprise anyone here.

What word? Supervillain? Cuz that's a weird one to overuse

Why? It's fact. Why wouldn't I embrace the truth?

I mean

I was joking

You really call yourself a supervillain?

Well, I DID have an orbital death laser back home.

It seems fitting to call me a supervillain if I have that.

I really can't tell if you're screwing with me or not because most people wouldn't admit to that

But people do have orbital death lasers where I'm from and brag about it like all the time so I guess it's not completely out of the question

You don't have one here do you?

Well, I don't have one here yet.

That doesn't mean I won't, but resources are a little different these days. At least compared to home.

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I mean

Thanks for advertising it I guess. That makes everyone else's jobs a little easier

Of Course. That's what I do, after all.
Truth in advertising.

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