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[craftpunk]

I have some important questions.

Poll #19154 An important Quiz

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 30

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How many worlds are there?

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One.
1 (3.4%)

Innumerable, obviously.
27 (93.1%)

Nine.
1 (3.4%)

What.
0 (0.0%)

Do you still have your powers?

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Yes
15 (51.7%)

No
7 (24.1%)

None of your business
7 (24.1%)

How do you feel about superpowers?

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Yes
17 (56.7%)

No
2 (6.7%)

Sod off.
11 (36.7%)

The Patriarchy is...

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A damaging class system that unfairly marginalizes anyone not a part of the ruling class
13 (50.0%)

The way of the world
4 (15.4%)

The single most damaging system to people of all genders
9 (34.6%)

Imaginary
0 (0.0%)

Which pill?

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Red Pill
9 (33.3%)

Blue Pill
7 (25.9%)

I don't believe in pharmaceuticals
11 (40.7%)

If you had to live anywhere, would it be...

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A dark forest
4 (14.3%)

A fjord
2 (7.1%)

A tundra
2 (7.1%)

Mountains
3 (10.7%)

Somewhere modern
17 (60.7%)

What pulls your chariot?

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Horses
16 (57.1%)

Bulls
4 (14.3%)

Cats
4 (14.3%)

Goats
4 (14.3%)

You solve problems with your:

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Mind
15 (51.7%)

Fists
5 (17.2%)

Charm
4 (13.8%)

Tricks
5 (17.2%)

Anyone else feeling a little extra powerful, lately?

Comments

[incogneto]

Alright, well I answered it so go ahead and guess my age, tell me what city I should live in, and what cookie I'm most like.

[craftpunk]

It's actually "which Norse/middle-german god should you be?

Please hold.

[incogneto]

I'm gonna go with Vali.

[fehus]

vali's really cool. i mean, terrifying and avenging, but he's cool and actually gets shit done instead of outsourcing to demigods.

also i think you'd be a thin mint.

[incogneto]

What's a thin mint?

[fehus]

seriously? do they not have girlscouts in the 80s? they're the best cookie produced in hundreds of years of innovation.

[incogneto]

No, they do.

Did they rename the Cooky-mints?

[ Someone tell Erik they did this... in 1959 ]

[fehus]

sorry i can't get over picturing you saying "cooky-mints" like a cartoon dog because that's the only way to pronounce that

[incogneto]

Acceptable, if you have a box of them with at least two left.

[fehus]

i don't. sorry dude

[incogneto]

Okay, then you're not allowed to laugh at the name cooky-mint

[fehus]

lame

[incogneto]

how's your new job?

[fehus]

[cont HERE]

[craftpunk]

Aw, you want to avenge Baldr's death?
How sweet.

[incogneto]

I thought everyone liked Baldr. So why wouldn't I want to avenge his death?

[craftpunk]

Everyone except the Mistletoe. Even Loki liked him, he was just...kind of an ass about proving everyone wrong.

[incogneto]

Exactly. But what was your suggestion?

[craftpunk]

Eitri. Not necessarily an Aesir, but fitting.

[incogneto]

Was he the forger of Mjölnir?

[craftpunk]

Yes, he did.

[incogneto]

I'll accept it, even if he isn't an Aesir.

So what was the point of this?

[craftpunk]

To see if you'd fit.

[incogneto]

In the pantheon?

I don't think so, it's a bit of a stretch. And I'm no god.

[craftpunk]

That's one of the reasons I didn't select an Aesir.