video - spa day

[knaval]

[riptide has a towel on his head. he might also be naked but the camera doesn't show anything below his shoulders. you're welcome, new fans.]

Hey, we're back from space. Looks like everything is on fire? Cool. I'm at a spa. Hope you enjoyed the show? I think I'm meant to say that.

[he shrugs.]

Uh, back to the fire that's on everything. What did you guys do? [he hasn't been paying attention.] Also, who wants to come out for a booze up? I'll accept anyone who wants to ignore their problems but if you drop dead I will definitely deliver a very embarrassing eulogy.

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[bestpirate]

I know that voice---!

[Suddenly there's an angry looking merpirate glaring into the camera looking ridiculously annoyed by the presence of this fancy blue haired bastard. Jack is positively seething even if he looks like an extra from the Little Mermaid legend currently.

He's lounging on the beach, okay? Heropa, Florida no less. Jack has a tendency to linger out here these days since Nonah gets a little too cold for his liking. The pirate forsook his usual overcoat and many belts in favor of just wearing his favorite off-white ruffled sleeved shirt and signature red bandana that needs a good wash.

The rest of his lower half is all orange and white scales along with brightly colored fins.]

Sir, you done me a great injustice that I won't ever forget!

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[knaval]

...


Do I know you?

[bestpirate]

You forgot?!

[Those beady black eyes stare at this sham of a man with utmost scrutiny. Jack doesn't quite believe this fella forgot all about him. Nope! Not at all. However, should Jack even remind him? This thing is no human, that's for sure.

Jack seen what this thing is really like before at the docks. That voice really gives him away.]

How dare you forget about the Pirate Lord of the Caribbean! The Scourge of the Seven Seas and all that.

[Jack puts on a lofty air about him as he introduces himself. He's getting in his usual role.]

I'm Captain Jack Sparrow of the Black Pearl, savvy? I have a bone to pick with ye!

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[secondscythe]

it's about time!!
you took forever!!
are you ok??

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[knaval]

hey nerd
yeah it was pretty alright
i'm fine
you?

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[secondscythe]

i'm fine!!
i'm gonna come see you soon!
don't drink that shit either
it's bad for you!

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[pummelgranite]

wish I could
but everything's on fire
welcome to earf

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[knaval]

tbh it was on fire in space somehow too
whats up percy

[pummelgranite]

no shit.
can't hold shows like this
everything sucks basically

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[itcanwait]

Riptiiiiide!

You're back! I missed you.

Also, I'd totally go with you but...I can't go human still.

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[knaval]

Teeg! It's okay, I can still switch.

[he waves, regardless.]

Are you still around mine or did you find a garage?

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[itcanwait]

I went back and forth. I had to find a way to feed the fish still.

I'm actually still really glad I'm normal - stuck? Not organic. At least it means any damage I took isn't suddenly exploding again.

Oh no...your arm, what if it comes off?

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[poreiavian]

[ also at the spa in a different room, but why just go over to the next room when you can video chat?? ]

We should definitely booze up. I'm kind of missing zero gravity.

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[knaval]

[spa is for relaxing not moving.]

Same? I have a weird relationship with space. I wanted to be there for ages then I got there and got bored and now I'm back I wanna go up again. Think this place has a proper bar?

[poreiavian]

Maybe we could ask them to bring up drinks? Y'know I think we hyped it up too much. Maybe the real space is the one we create in our imaginations, where nothing is disappointing.

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[fehus]

[a boy that needs a spa day pops up on ur feed. his hair is fucked up and his eyes look tired]

What's the first line of a very embarrassing eulogy?

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[knaval]

[oh my]

For you? Probably something like the greasy wiring on his head was embarrassingly out of place and we all tried to avoid mentioning it.

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[fehus]

[Magnus laughs a bit, at that]

I haven't had a chance to shower, that's fair. I feel like it could be worse, though?

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[fehus]

The eulogy. Not my wiring.

Video - assuming this is the same day as they landed, from another area of the spa

[drivesadesk]

Hey, um...Riptide? Everyone landed, right? I've been here a while, and I haven't seen Poe, Peter or Odin.

SURE IS

[knaval]

Maybe they went to a different one? I can't imagine they didn't get their thing done. It was offensively easy.

[other than riptide's literature problems.]

[drivesadesk]

Yeah, but uh...at least in my world humans are kind of...bad? At space?

I'm going to ask around, make sure they got back okay.

[freedomflighter]

What'd you think of the whole being watched all the time experience?

[knaval]

The joke's on them, every time I was Cybertronian again I was just floating outside doing nothing.


Except the one time I helped tear that drone apart with my bare hands, but.

[freedomflighter]

Really? Just nothing?