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[pigmypouter]

FOR SALE

4 terrible teenage boys. they are nice but a little too dramatic for me and so i'm looking for a good home for them all. one of them eats avacado on pizza so this is the better alternative to putting him down.

@ me for prices, ideally would like to keep them together but i can split them up if nessecary. will trade for less dramatic boys

[Boyfriend shaming, Blue Sargent style.]

Comments

[pigmypouter]

right? if I wanted tomatoes and avacado I would order tacos

[fehus]

just like on a taco cheese and tomatoes and avocados are chill together stop sowing discord?

[pigmypouter]

i have very strong opinions and I refuse to be silenced!!!

[fehus]

i'd say you're gonna start a revolt but you'll probably just get me and gansey wedgied, at most.

[bookkeeper]

You put that junk in your tacos?

[pigmypouter]

that's what GOES in tacos

[bookkeeper]

What? No it doesn't.

Lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, meat, sauce. Maybe add some onions.