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[pigmypouter]

FOR SALE

4 terrible teenage boys. they are nice but a little too dramatic for me and so i'm looking for a good home for them all. one of them eats avacado on pizza so this is the better alternative to putting him down.

@ me for prices, ideally would like to keep them together but i can split them up if nessecary. will trade for less dramatic boys

[Boyfriend shaming, Blue Sargent style.]

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[fehus]

what's wrong with avocado pizza

[redhott]

[ Drama? From the Raven Boys?! HOW NOVEL! ]

guess Im out of the loop
whatd they do now

[rekt]

y r u tryin 2 get rid of my daytime soaps??

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[admemoriam]

hey what did i do

[tenofswords]

What's the matter now?

[bookkeeper]

Who the hell puts avocados on their pizza?

That's like the number one sin.

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[hondoyota]

Noah and Gansey are innocent

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[codeoracle]

Avacado isn't too bad on pizza. I've seen weirder things.


Question: Are trades an option?

[versusseeker]

u cnt sell ppl

[Hi. Here is Red, Not Getting It.]

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[shadowglitter]

Shit!!! How much?!?!! Are they good at carrying things?
HAVE THEY EVER BEEN STABBED BEFORE
FIRE-RESISTANCE: YES OR NO?
ARE THEY WILLING TO DIE

I guess they aren't, if you aren't putting avocado boy down for his sins.
Even though, you know.
It would be kind. Given that he is just the worst.

[quickfingers]

working in a pizza joint, avacado is tame as far as toppings go

questionable? yes.
as weird as the guy who wanted uncooked potato chunks? not really.

there are worse evils out there

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[couldbebeautiful]

Before I consider this offer, I have to ask: what are their feelings on explosions?

[It's a joke that won't make sense to anyone but Veronica herself.]

Why put avocado on pizza???

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[pummelgranite]

pictures and do they have any skills?

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[nightmarist]

[Ronan only gets a few scattered comments onto the post before he finally locates Blue in her bedroom. He gives only a single knock as warning before he's climbing up, and once he's there, he settles onto his familiar spot at the foot of her bed.]

I can't believe you're putting us up for adoption.

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[doubleblind]

Four teenage boys is gonna be a tough sell. You really should consider breaking up the set. Plus, this sounds like teenage drama, is this teenage drama? Less teenagers will bring less drama.