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[pigmypouter]

FOR SALE

4 terrible teenage boys. they are nice but a little too dramatic for me and so i'm looking for a good home for them all. one of them eats avacado on pizza so this is the better alternative to putting him down.

@ me for prices, ideally would like to keep them together but i can split them up if nessecary. will trade for less dramatic boys

[Boyfriend shaming, Blue Sargent style.]

Comments

[admemoriam]

i don't speak whatever language that just was

[fehus]

**flaming dragon turds! i am? what the fuck!

[admemoriam]

thnx
and idk dude i mean it's up to you

[fehus]

thanks, but i'm not feeling fluid. feeling mostly hungry bc everyone's talking about pizza on this post?

[admemoriam]

which is really gansey's fault

[fehus]

i dunno i'm kind of always hungry.

[admemoriam]

me too but i think that's probably all the weed

[fehus]

persephone gave me more weed than i've ever seen in my life for yule/christmas/winter jamboree/whatever alex and i celebrated this year? like literally

[admemoriam]

holy shit
are you gonna share

[fehus]

i don't really know what else to do with it tbh? do you just want like handfuls of it? alex isn't that into getting high and i've smoked like twice. and both times have way too many embarrassing pics chronicling my cool teen milestones.

[admemoriam]

yeah man pass it on over
all i've got is what reg gave me for xmas

[fehus]

is this a thing? is this a real thing? my last real xmas was when i was like 10 but i don't remember there being like a ton of hocks of weed is all?

[admemoriam]

idk man i haven't had one in like 9 yrs
and my parents never got me weed

[fehus]

she gave us mushrooms and saliva too

[fehus]

salvia***

[admemoriam]

holy shit dude
why does no one ever just hand me loads of drugs??????

[tenofswords]

You had better plan to smoke that responsibly.

[fehus]

yeah, definitely. wearing glasses and holding a briefcase full of taxes and everything.

[tenofswords]

Just make sure if you do dumb things they're harmless dumb things.

[fehus]

[didn't you murder a lot of people, is what Magnus thinks]

[but he's also murdered some things so maybe,, no]

i think it's hard to get more harmless than fostering an intense craving for onion rings.

[tenofswords]

[How does one do emojis? He wants to do an unamused face emoji. Oh well.]

Good. Keep it that way.

[fehus]

or...? many innocent onion rings will perish?

[tenofswords]

I think you can live with that.

[admemoriam]

those are the only kind of dumb things i do mr. gray sir

[tenofswords]

I know, Noah, you're a good boy.