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[majorlyugh]

do folks celebrate valentine's day here? is it too early to ask about this?

TOTES unrelated: anyone have gift suggestions that are thoughtful but also not creepy or weird?

Comments

[legionnaires]

every holiday was made to make you buy candy. i mean i wish valentine's day was about the st. valentine's day massacre but it's not.

do you even celebrate holidays?

[d33tached]

[Massacre, you say? You have piqued his interest.]

I rather like to avoid them if at all possible.

What massacre would it be that you are referring to?

[legionnaires]

then at least enjoy the ones where you get a day off.

st. valentine's day massacre. it was a nasty gang fight from the 1920's involving al capone. seven people were murdered in a garage with submachine guns. it was pretty brutal.

[d33tached]

[Jokes on you. D33 hates getting the day off.]

Al Capone. Is that the name of an ImPort?