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[majorlyugh]

do folks celebrate valentine's day here? is it too early to ask about this?

TOTES unrelated: anyone have gift suggestions that are thoughtful but also not creepy or weird?

Comments

[majorlyugh]

........

surprisingly WAY more insightful and logical and thoughtful that i ever could've expected from you. have i misjudged you? was the pimp-my-treadmill thing just a rouse to throw me off the scent of your true, human nature?

[storyseeker]

You made it too easy to bust your chops that time. I'm really a nice, helpful person most days. Also, I hate to see guys fail at the big V-day, it's just sad.

[majorlyugh]

oh, so this is a pity thing.

you're not being nice, you're taking pity.

[storyseeker]

Okay, new tip: if you want to do well with your romantic intended, don't tell them what they think, because that's really insulting.

It's not pity. I'm kind of a romantic. I want people to succeed because if they don't I make this face:

:'(

[majorlyugh]

i wouldn't dream of it. #imwithher

you know, i know that's a crying face, but i can't help but see the apostrophe as a tiny lil carrot nose.

[storyseeker]

Good.

...oh no. Now I can't unsee it either. It's going to be carrot face forever.

[majorlyugh]

at least i'm not alone in my suffering.

it's like how duck bills look like dog faces.

[storyseeker]

What? They do not.

[majorlyugh]

yeah they totes do. hang on.

[He sends over a picture a few seconds later.]

[storyseeker]

Oh my lord. Everything I know is a lie.

[majorlyugh]

you're welcome? i'm sorry?

[storyseeker]

It's okay. I'll recover. And you got me back for the pimped treadmill thing.

[majorlyugh]

does that mean we're even?

[storyseeker]

We're absolutely even.