Kotetsu T. Kaburagi (
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maskormenace2018-01-05 12:56 pm
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VIDEO (=^・ω・^)=
[ Everyone, pay attention! Wild Tiger has a matter that needs attending to. Right now! It's important! ]
What Defense Department guy, sitting up there in his tower and his big defense office, is coming up with these jobs? [ The manila folder is clenched tightly between his fingers, his face growing red under his domino mask. ] I'm a Hero! Why isn't that our income source? I don't have time to work two jobs.
[ With a grimace, he raises the folder to give it another look through. ]
It's not even a job! It's—How is... [ Wait, hang on, he's forgotten already. He's gotta read it again. ] Hmm... Official DJ—Dad Joke? of Liger Clothing?
[ Sonuvabitch. He'll just stare into the distance thank you, blindsided and so damn confused. ]
My jokes are not daddish. They're gems! In fact, they shouldn't be taken for granite.
[ BAH HAH HAH! That was perfect! ]
What Defense Department guy, sitting up there in his tower and his big defense office, is coming up with these jobs? [ The manila folder is clenched tightly between his fingers, his face growing red under his domino mask. ] I'm a Hero! Why isn't that our income source? I don't have time to work two jobs.
[ With a grimace, he raises the folder to give it another look through. ]
It's not even a job! It's—How is... [ Wait, hang on, he's forgotten already. He's gotta read it again. ] Hmm... Official DJ—Dad Joke? of Liger Clothing?
[ Sonuvabitch. He'll just stare into the distance thank you, blindsided and so damn confused. ]
My jokes are not daddish. They're gems! In fact, they shouldn't be taken for granite.
[ BAH HAH HAH! That was perfect! ]
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Red?
alright well to each his own
I am!
Been doing it for years!
Not to brag or anything
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what do u do?
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I catch criminals!
It's never a dull day in my life! ( ̄ω ̄)
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sumtimes
<(o◕ᆺ◕o)>
sometimes**
too**
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as a Hero?
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idk
[He's been called a hero plenty of times, actually, but he's still not completely comfortable with that. He just does the right thing when he has to, is all. Sometimes that means single-handedly bringing down a massive crime organization at 11 years old.]
just smth
something**
i do sometimes
if i have 2
u know?
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That's good of you
every little bit helps
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its my pkmn
pokemon**
theyre real heroes
every 1 of them
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what?
what about pokemon?
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they save people
stop criminals
like u said
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1/2
2/2
Re: 2/2
[ Or maybe he does and he's just not hip to kid lingo. ]
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w/ powers
look
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is it a power?
can you control animals?
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were frnds
we wrk 2gether
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I didn't know you could train animals outside sit and stay
or NO! DROP THAT!!
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pokemon**
not animals
u can tho
2
animals