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[oyaji]

[ Everyone, pay attention! Wild Tiger has a matter that needs attending to. Right now! It's important! ]

What Defense Department guy, sitting up there in his tower and his big defense office, is coming up with these jobs? [ The manila folder is clenched tightly between his fingers, his face growing red under his domino mask. ] I'm a Hero! Why isn't that our income source? I don't have time to work two jobs.

[ With a grimace, he raises the folder to give it another look through. ]

It's not even a job! It's—How is... [ Wait, hang on, he's forgotten already. He's gotta read it again. ] Hmm... Official DJ—Dad Joke? of Liger Clothing?

[ Sonuvabitch. He'll just stare into the distance thank you, blindsided and so damn confused. ]

My jokes are not daddish. They're gems! In fact, they shouldn't be taken for granite.

[ BAH HAH HAH! That was perfect! ]

Comments

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[ghoulking]

[ oh, Wild Tiger- ]

Being a hero is more like a volunteer job here. Well, unless you wish to ride on your popularity as an imPort.

I take it you don't remember being here before.

[oyaji]

Eh, really? But, how can anyone afford it then?

[ The damage fines alone would wipe a person's bank account. How stupid. What's even stupider is this strange welcome he's getting. Of course, he doesn't remember! He's never been here before to remember. ]

Uhh, well, I just got here, so...

......

no?

[Video]

[sleight_of_hand]

...that was awful.

[ People need to leave the bad jokes to the professionals. ]

[oyaji]

What? It was perfect. Maybe your humor's just too... .... sedimentary!

[ BAH HAH! HAAH! Eat it. ]

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[deadkord]

Eh, 6/10. You really could've rocked that, but starting with an easy reach like gems was a little lackluster.

[oyaji]

A six? Really? Guess I'll have to pyrite some new jokes.

[ ZZIIING! ]

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[heliophilic]

And just who pays you to be a hero back home?

[oyaji]

The Administration of Justice. Well, okay, no, they approve us as Heroes. The money comes from our sponsors and our company.

[ Duh. ]

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[deadtective]

You're not even rock-themed, are you.

[oyaji]

what's wrong with that?
I still got rights to rock puns!
cmon!

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[pyrogue]

[ Mick laughs. ]

That's a good'un. You're rocking those puns.

[oyaji]

Heh hehn! Glad someone around here's not so jaded.

[ Hoo hooo! Stop encouraging him. ]

[versusseeker]

lol

[oyaji]

um
are those ones?
oh
lol
right

wait whatre you laughing at?

[ It better be his bad joke and nothing else! ]

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[epundemiology]

[She snorts. What a dorky guy, she likes him.]

Pfft, don't worry. When you're a famous comedian, people will gravel to hear your jokes.

[versusseeker]

<(o > ᆺ < o)>!!!
rofl

[oyaji]

[ The most dork. The dork that has ever dorked. ]

Oh ho hoo! Nice! [ Finger guns! ] Boy, I sure hope I'm strong enough! I sure wouldn't wanna crumble under the pressure!

[airshow]

[ Oh Mr. Wild Tiger, you get to listen to the beautiful sound of a MAN-WHINE. ]

You get paid for that where you're from?!

[oyaji]

Yeah. [ HE'S CONFUSED BY THIS QUESTION! ] Why is that so weird to everyone?

[eloquentness]

I don’t know, those jokes could use a little polish.

[ she ducks, trying to avoid laughing on camera – ]

But also, pretty sure DJ means “disc jockey.”

[oyaji]

[ See? Dad jokes bring everyone closer together! ]

Yeah, well, that's not what they gave me. [ He picks up the manila folder again. ] They put it in parentheses.

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[carbonfrozen]

So it's a job now, huh?

[And here they called it being a mercenary. Ha!]

Listen, don't be so jaded about the dad joke thing. I got a feeling you're going to rock it.

[oyaji]

What, dad jokes? Apparently!

[ Who knew, right? He should've been getting paid for these great jokes years earlier. ]

Yeah, I've got this in the bag! I won't be crumbling under pressure.

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[knaval]

I don't get it.

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[oyaji]

Gem. Granite. Take something for granted. Granite.

[ SIIGH. If you have to explain the joke, it loses it's power. ]

I guess my humor's too subtle for some.

[darkpants_warmfeeling]

[Jacob is staring and shaking his head.]

See, I was right with you up until you made that joke.

[oyaji]

What? That was the cherry on top! If they're gonna make me a Dad Joke, then damnit I'm gonna show them!!

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[h2no]

[another one:] Y-you get paid for bein' a hero back home?!

[oyaji]

Everyone's so shocked by this... Yeah, it's an important job. And Heroes need money for equipment and fines and hospital bills. The Hero can't pay for all that without income!

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[khajidont]

[ Kotetsu again, huh...? Talk about Deja Vu. ]

You know, in most worlds, being a superhero's basically charity work. Nobody gets paid for it unless they go military.

[oyaji]

But how do they pay for all of that? That's a lot of money!