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[oyaji]

[ Everyone, pay attention! Wild Tiger has a matter that needs attending to. Right now! It's important! ]

What Defense Department guy, sitting up there in his tower and his big defense office, is coming up with these jobs? [ The manila folder is clenched tightly between his fingers, his face growing red under his domino mask. ] I'm a Hero! Why isn't that our income source? I don't have time to work two jobs.

[ With a grimace, he raises the folder to give it another look through. ]

It's not even a job! It's—How is... [ Wait, hang on, he's forgotten already. He's gotta read it again. ] Hmm... Official DJ—Dad Joke? of Liger Clothing?

[ Sonuvabitch. He'll just stare into the distance thank you, blindsided and so damn confused. ]

My jokes are not daddish. They're gems! In fact, they shouldn't be taken for granite.

[ BAH HAH HAH! That was perfect! ]

Comments

[pyrogue]

Huh. So every hero does that kinda thing?

[ He worked at Cadmus Labs for a brief time as Superboy's understudy - it's not the same thing but it was still superheroics for a company. He can't judge. Every hero being like that just sounds... weird. ]

[oyaji]

They do if they want to be a legal Hero. I can't say it works that way in every city, but...

[ Shrug shrug. ]

[pyrogue]

...Legal?

[ What is this asking for permission stuff you speak of. ]

Where I'm from you kinda just put on a costume and go, and if you're saving people you're a hero. ...Usually.

[oyaji]

Eh? Wh—Really? Tch, that's the quickest way to gettin' arrested! Vigilantes are legal where you're from?

[pyrogue]

Kind of? [

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Kind of? [ <small><He shrugs.</small> ] You can't go around killing criminals, if that's what you mean.

Guess having some sorta system in place makes sense. They got the whole registration thing here, didn't really think twice about signing up. But I figured it'd give me... legitimacy.