Kotetsu T. Kaburagi (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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maskormenace2018-01-05 12:56 pm
oyaji) wrote in maskormenace2018-01-05 12:56 pm
VIDEO (=^･ω･^)=
[ Everyone, pay attention! Wild Tiger has a matter that needs attending to. Right now! It's important! ]
What Defense Department guy, sitting up there in his tower and his big defense office, is coming up with these jobs? [ The manila folder is clenched tightly between his fingers, his face growing red under his domino mask. ] I'm a Hero! Why isn't that our income source? I don't have time to work two jobs.
[ With a grimace, he raises the folder to give it another look through. ]
It's not even a job! It's—How is... [ Wait, hang on, he's forgotten already. He's gotta read it again. ] Hmm... Official DJ—Dad Joke? of Liger Clothing?
[ Sonuvabitch. He'll just stare into the distance thank you, blindsided and so damn confused. ]
My jokes are not daddish. They're gems! In fact, they shouldn't be taken for granite.
[ BAH HAH HAH! That was perfect! ]
What Defense Department guy, sitting up there in his tower and his big defense office, is coming up with these jobs? [ The manila folder is clenched tightly between his fingers, his face growing red under his domino mask. ] I'm a Hero! Why isn't that our income source? I don't have time to work two jobs.
[ With a grimace, he raises the folder to give it another look through. ]
It's not even a job! It's—How is... [ Wait, hang on, he's forgotten already. He's gotta read it again. ] Hmm... Official DJ—Dad Joke? of Liger Clothing?
[ Sonuvabitch. He'll just stare into the distance thank you, blindsided and so damn confused. ]
My jokes are not daddish. They're gems! In fact, they shouldn't be taken for granite.
[ BAH HAH HAH! That was perfect! ]
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[Oh, no, you don't get away that easy.] But you have to admit there's less paperwork. Besides, the law ain't always right.
[Says the smuggler.]
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[ IN FACT, GET OVER HERE AND LET TIGER CRUSH IN YOUR FACE FOR JUSTICE!! JERK! ]
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[Yeah, right.]
And politicians steal all the time—there's a few who don't, but how do you think the majority of 'em get that rich? [You're just being an asshole and trying to wind him up, Han, stop that.]
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[ Auuuggh! How can someone be this dense?? ]
Why're we even talking about politicians? Who brought this up—Oh. I did... ....
Why are we still on politicians? I know politicians steal! But I don't work for their bottom line. I work for the people!
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[He's enjoying this so much, can you tell by that little shit-eating grin.]
The people? [Ah, yes, interesting!] What kinda people are we talking about here? The crowd in Maurtia Falls won't be so warm to heroes messing in their business, but the ones in De Chima'd trip all over themselves to get a chance to talk to you. Which one is it?