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[oyaji]

[ Everyone, pay attention! Wild Tiger has a matter that needs attending to. Right now! It's important! ]

What Defense Department guy, sitting up there in his tower and his big defense office, is coming up with these jobs? [ The manila folder is clenched tightly between his fingers, his face growing red under his domino mask. ] I'm a Hero! Why isn't that our income source? I don't have time to work two jobs.

[ With a grimace, he raises the folder to give it another look through. ]

It's not even a job! It's—How is... [ Wait, hang on, he's forgotten already. He's gotta read it again. ] Hmm... Official DJ—Dad Joke? of Liger Clothing?

[ Sonuvabitch. He'll just stare into the distance thank you, blindsided and so damn confused. ]

My jokes are not daddish. They're gems! In fact, they shouldn't be taken for granite.

[ BAH HAH HAH! That was perfect! ]

Comments

[airshow]

I'm a fan of some heroes. If they earn it.

[oyaji]

How—What does that even mean? They all earn it by going out and saving people!

[airshow]

Oh, please! Some of you guys are total humorless dicks!

[oyaji]

.......... Okay, that's a fair point.

[airshow]

Right? See? If you can't admit it then you're one of 'em, so congratulations on maybe not being one of 'em. Mr. Dad Joke. Sir.

[oyaji]

The name's Wild Tiger. So what does that make you?

[airshow]

[ in his best gravelly batman impression: ]

Your worst nightmare.

[oyaji]

........ Okay, not bad.

[ This asshole. He's blowing up Tiger's spot! he's gotta watch out for him. ]

[airshow]

[ he perks up immediately: ]

Really? Thanks! I'm not so great at those lower registers, y'know...

[oyaji]

Yeah, I mean, it's alright. Not bad! Maybe more like:

Hey! Your worst nightmare! Wait, that's too high. Your. Worst. Nightmare!

[ Huff, that's hard. Well whatever, it's a dumb catchphrase anyway. ]

Is that what you say to criminals?

[airshow]

Ehhh, not really. I mean, I'm not so much a catchphrase kind of guy, more a fan of punchlines...