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[oyaji]

[ Everyone, pay attention! Wild Tiger has a matter that needs attending to. Right now! It's important! ]

What Defense Department guy, sitting up there in his tower and his big defense office, is coming up with these jobs? [ The manila folder is clenched tightly between his fingers, his face growing red under his domino mask. ] I'm a Hero! Why isn't that our income source? I don't have time to work two jobs.

[ With a grimace, he raises the folder to give it another look through. ]

It's not even a job! It's—How is... [ Wait, hang on, he's forgotten already. He's gotta read it again. ] Hmm... Official DJ—Dad Joke? of Liger Clothing?

[ Sonuvabitch. He'll just stare into the distance thank you, blindsided and so damn confused. ]

My jokes are not daddish. They're gems! In fact, they shouldn't be taken for granite.

[ BAH HAH HAH! That was perfect! ]

Comments

[airshow]

I thought you guys were supposed to dress up in stupid outfits out of the goodness of your heart and commitment to the public welfare or whatever. That's what separates you from the cops!

[oyaji]

What, I do this out of the goodness of my heart!

[ Uhm rude, ya punk! ]

But NEXT don't have a lot of options when it comes to working in law enforcement. Hero TV Live gives us the opportunity to help when the police are overwhelmed.

[ So there, foo. ]

[airshow]

Wait, what? Don't tell me you guys get paid and you get your own TV deal! That's not fair to the bad guys!

[oyaji]

Well, if I could do my job without the TV show, I would...

[ But that's a whole other can of worms that doesn't need to be opened right now. ]

Wh—How is that no fair to the bad guys?! They're bad guys! It wasn't fair when they committed a crime in the first place!

[airshow]

Wow! Show a little respect! They're apparently your bread and butter, buddy! If everyone stopped committing crimes, you'd have to get a real job!

[oyaji]

I do more than just capture criminals! I help people! If all bad guys suddenly disappeared, I could still be a paramedic, or uhh, you know, a life guard!

There's options!!

[airshow]

Ooh, yeah, because everyone's hot for life guards!

... Wait, bad example.

[oyaji]

I don't need to be hot to save lives! [ Wait. ] Not that I'm not.

Anyway, what's with the twenty questions? Not a fan of Heroes?

[airshow]

I'm a fan of some heroes. If they earn it.

[oyaji]

How—What does that even mean? They all earn it by going out and saving people!

[airshow]

Oh, please! Some of you guys are total humorless dicks!

[oyaji]

.......... Okay, that's a fair point.

[airshow]

Right? See? If you can't admit it then you're one of 'em, so congratulations on maybe not being one of 'em. Mr. Dad Joke. Sir.

[oyaji]

The name's Wild Tiger. So what does that make you?

[airshow]

[ in his best gravelly batman impression: ]

Your worst nightmare.

[oyaji]

........ Okay, not bad.

[ This asshole. He's blowing up Tiger's spot! he's gotta watch out for him. ]

[airshow]

[ he perks up immediately: ]

Really? Thanks! I'm not so great at those lower registers, y'know...

[oyaji]

Yeah, I mean, it's alright. Not bad! Maybe more like:

Hey! Your worst nightmare! Wait, that's too high. Your. Worst. Nightmare!

[ Huff, that's hard. Well whatever, it's a dumb catchphrase anyway. ]

Is that what you say to criminals?

[airshow]

Ehhh, not really. I mean, I'm not so much a catchphrase kind of guy, more a fan of punchlines...