Kotetsu T. Kaburagi (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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maskormenace2018-01-05 12:56 pm
oyaji) wrote in maskormenace2018-01-05 12:56 pm
VIDEO (=^･ω･^)=
[ Everyone, pay attention! Wild Tiger has a matter that needs attending to. Right now! It's important! ]
What Defense Department guy, sitting up there in his tower and his big defense office, is coming up with these jobs? [ The manila folder is clenched tightly between his fingers, his face growing red under his domino mask. ] I'm a Hero! Why isn't that our income source? I don't have time to work two jobs.
[ With a grimace, he raises the folder to give it another look through. ]
It's not even a job! It's—How is... [ Wait, hang on, he's forgotten already. He's gotta read it again. ] Hmm... Official DJ—Dad Joke? of Liger Clothing?
[ Sonuvabitch. He'll just stare into the distance thank you, blindsided and so damn confused. ]
My jokes are not daddish. They're gems! In fact, they shouldn't be taken for granite.
[ BAH HAH HAH! That was perfect! ]
What Defense Department guy, sitting up there in his tower and his big defense office, is coming up with these jobs? [ The manila folder is clenched tightly between his fingers, his face growing red under his domino mask. ] I'm a Hero! Why isn't that our income source? I don't have time to work two jobs.
[ With a grimace, he raises the folder to give it another look through. ]
It's not even a job! It's—How is... [ Wait, hang on, he's forgotten already. He's gotta read it again. ] Hmm... Official DJ—Dad Joke? of Liger Clothing?
[ Sonuvabitch. He'll just stare into the distance thank you, blindsided and so damn confused. ]
My jokes are not daddish. They're gems! In fact, they shouldn't be taken for granite.
[ BAH HAH HAH! That was perfect! ]
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Ellie, huh? People call me Wild Tiger!
[ Be sooo impressed, kid! Look how cool he is with a domino mask and a hip ass beard. ]
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Youuuu...don't look very tiger-y, dude.
[harsh crowd]
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Well, I'm not in my Hero suit! It makes more sense then. Wait, wait! here, watch!
[ After a bit of furrowed brows, Tiger summons his suit. The face plate remains down for the entire effect. ]
See? Look, look! [ He taps against his armor's collar where his logo is pinned. ]