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[oyaji]

[ Everyone, pay attention! Wild Tiger has a matter that needs attending to. Right now! It's important! ]

What Defense Department guy, sitting up there in his tower and his big defense office, is coming up with these jobs? [ The manila folder is clenched tightly between his fingers, his face growing red under his domino mask. ] I'm a Hero! Why isn't that our income source? I don't have time to work two jobs.

[ With a grimace, he raises the folder to give it another look through. ]

It's not even a job! It's—How is... [ Wait, hang on, he's forgotten already. He's gotta read it again. ] Hmm... Official DJ—Dad Joke? of Liger Clothing?

[ Sonuvabitch. He'll just stare into the distance thank you, blindsided and so damn confused. ]

My jokes are not daddish. They're gems! In fact, they shouldn't be taken for granite.

[ BAH HAH HAH! That was perfect! ]

Comments

[h2no]

... I mean, the obvious solution is to just do it in your spare time like the other people here. There's probably some people that'd mentor you in how to balance it...

[oyaji]

A mentor?

[ LOL just who in their right mind would mentor this manchild! ]

[h2no]

I mean, it's just a suggestion. There's plenty of people who do the hero thing professionally here but didn't do it back home. You might wanna contact Batman!

[love u bruce]

[oyaji]

Pff, Batman? Why bats? They're not terrifying at all!

Okay, I guess they are a little, but it's more like an annoyance! When they divebomb and go "Eeee eeee!" and then swoooosh up the insects!

[h2no]

[he laughs. good. get rekt batman.]

Ha! Well, that's what I thought, but he's got this cryptid think goin' on, so.

[oyaji]

Cr... Crypt... wha?

[h2no]

Like-- some kinda spooky monster people don't know if they exist or not.