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[oyaji]

[ Everyone, pay attention! Wild Tiger has a matter that needs attending to. Right now! It's important! ]

What Defense Department guy, sitting up there in his tower and his big defense office, is coming up with these jobs? [ The manila folder is clenched tightly between his fingers, his face growing red under his domino mask. ] I'm a Hero! Why isn't that our income source? I don't have time to work two jobs.

[ With a grimace, he raises the folder to give it another look through. ]

It's not even a job! It's—How is... [ Wait, hang on, he's forgotten already. He's gotta read it again. ] Hmm... Official DJ—Dad Joke? of Liger Clothing?

[ Sonuvabitch. He'll just stare into the distance thank you, blindsided and so damn confused. ]

My jokes are not daddish. They're gems! In fact, they shouldn't be taken for granite.

[ BAH HAH HAH! That was perfect! ]

Comments

[deadkord]

You're definitely getting boulder with these puns!

[oyaji]

Well, when you're on a roll.... [ BA-DUM-BUM-TSH! Finger guns! ] People here definitely have a better sense of humor.

[deadkord]

Well, some people do. Others aren't always so gneiss.

[oyaji]

Ha! Haha ha...

Wait. Are we still doing puns?

[ Tiger's gotten lost. ]

[deadkord]

Yeah, yknow... Gneiss? G-N-E-I-S-S? Like the metamorphic rock?

[oyaji]

Uh-huuuhhh... [ Tiger's just going to have to take your word on that one. ] I didn't pay attention in science class!

[ D'ahaha! Ahh hah... ha. ]

[deadkord]

[ Well, it gets a laugh out of Ted,, at least. ]

Oh well. So you're a hero, huh?

[oyaji]

You bet! Wild Tiger himself! The Crusher for Justice!

[ PEW PEW PEW!! You see this sweet ass uppercut? Yyyeaaah! Take it in! ]

[deadkord]

[ God, that's a lot to look at. ]

Nice name. I'm the Blue Beetle. [ A beat. ] Er, the older Blue Beetle.

[oyaji]

Hey! Don't talk like that! You're not old! You've got experience! That's what it is!

[ He's mainly defending you because he's old, too. ]

[deadkord]

Well, obviously! But my successor is here, too, and having two Blue Beetles is too much for some people to handle, apparently.

[oyaji]

Wh—Eh, you have a successor? How... does that work?

[deadkord]

That's... kind of a long story.