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[oyaji]

[ Everyone, pay attention! Wild Tiger has a matter that needs attending to. Right now! It's important! ]

What Defense Department guy, sitting up there in his tower and his big defense office, is coming up with these jobs? [ The manila folder is clenched tightly between his fingers, his face growing red under his domino mask. ] I'm a Hero! Why isn't that our income source? I don't have time to work two jobs.

[ With a grimace, he raises the folder to give it another look through. ]

It's not even a job! It's—How is... [ Wait, hang on, he's forgotten already. He's gotta read it again. ] Hmm... Official DJ—Dad Joke? of Liger Clothing?

[ Sonuvabitch. He'll just stare into the distance thank you, blindsided and so damn confused. ]

My jokes are not daddish. They're gems! In fact, they shouldn't be taken for granite.

[ BAH HAH HAH! That was perfect! ]

Comments

vid

[knaval]

I don't get it.

Re: vid

[oyaji]

Gem. Granite. Take something for granted. Granite.

[ SIIGH. If you have to explain the joke, it loses it's power. ]

I guess my humor's too subtle for some.

Re: vid

[knaval]

What's granite?

[NOT QUITE THERE YET]

[oyaji]

It's, you know! Stone, or something. Like gems. Gems are stones.

....... Right?

[ he didn't really pay attention in high school science. ]

[knaval]

I--I guess? Okay. I think I get it.

[JUST TWO IDIOTS]

Ummm... what does that have to do with dad stuff though?

[oyaji]

[ How is someone this dumb??? ]

I don't know! We've been saddled with this stereotype.

[knaval]

[an alien... who is also dumb.]

That's so weird... you just make stupid jokes for a living?

[oyaji]

What? No! I help people for a living. I guess... the jokes are a bonus.

[knaval]

Oh, you're... actually a hero, then, huh? I didn't know humans had professions like that.

[oyaji]

Yeah, who else is gonna stop overpowered criminals?

[knaval]

No, it makes sense. I just didn't know it was common outside of this universe.

[oyaji]

[ Eh??? Now Kotetsu's confused. ]

Well, who helps people in your universe?

[knaval]

Uhh...

[...n-no-one?]

[oyaji]

.... police? Fire fighters? Anyone??

[knaval]

You know, I'm not actually sure what's going on back home. There are laws, sure, but I don't know who's enforcing them.

It's not a free for all but... eh. Not my problem.

[oyaji]

But it's your home! Don't you want it to be safer? Don't you want everyone to be okay? Huh?!

[knaval]

[s h r u g]

[oyaji]

[knaval]

What?

foreverrr

[oyaji]

Re: foreverrr

[knaval]

What's... the problem?