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[yol8]

[Hey, this guy looks new. Looks like just your average sort of dude, too, except for the laurel tattoos. Oh, and his eyes are kinda bloodshot, like he hasn’t slept in a while. But his smile is gentle and friendly.]

Feeling kinda like Rip Van Winkle right now, so I'm going to just keep working past that. Name's Dionysus, and yeah, that Dionysus of that Pantheon.

[And here, he links like every form of popular social media account- Bwitter, BlueTube, Rumblr, and Instagrahm. And then he also links a few more obscure social media sites. Point is, he’s got it all.]

I’m thinking about keeping my scene a little more underground for a while. Don’t worry though. If you want in, you’ll get in.

Comments

[h2no]

that's cool

"another god" honestly my wording
i know persephone very vaguely. we've spoken once, i think. i don't know luci?
i'm glad you have friends here, at any rate.

[even being alone for a god would suck, he'd imagine.]

[yol8]

A few from home, yeah.

And maybe a few new ones?

[LIKE YOU, BRUH?]

[h2no]

hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yol8]

You cool to get down at a club? Because I'll add you to my invite list when I get it going if you want.

[h2no]

for sure, bro!!! that'd be cool
you wanna chill before then or do you gotta spend all your time setting up?

[yol8]

Yeah, sure, we can chill. What's your Bwitter username?

[h2no]

@broceidon

uh
no relation to the actual god
i made it before i knew you guys were a thing

[THERE'S SO MANY PICTURES OF HIS POKEMON ON THERE]

IS POKEMON 4TH WALLABLE OR NO I DONT KNOW

[yol8]

[And here's a friend request! Somehow, his username is exclusively emojis.]

That's cool. Hey, what are these pictures of? Drawings?

woops sorry YES GO AHEAD

[h2no]

[looks at the emojis on his phone... so unused...]

ha no i WISH i could art that well
no they're my pokémon

[yol8]

Wait.

Pokemon?

In real life?

[h2no]

is it a video game for you too?
yeah
uhhh
there's some other people here with pokémon... can you not mention the video game thing to them?
i'm fine with existential crises but i think they're a bit young for it

uh
anyway
yes
pokémon in real life
i have
muk, crobat, sharpedo and mightyena
if you wanna meet any of them
there's a fair variety between all the trainers

[yol8]

Holy shit.

I don't know the last three, but I remember Muk. The big puddle guy?

[h2no]

people seem to know the kanto ones the most
crobat evolved from golbat, you know him?

[he sends dio a picture of muk smiling and waving at the camera. weezing is floating around in the background.]

blue and red have a bunch of kanto pokémon... red has a pikachu and all the kanto starters fully evolved if you wanna see them
he'd be happy to show you, i'm sure

[yol8]

Blue bat thing, right? But with the eyes.

Oh shit, that's Muk! Yeah, I want to see them. That's ... Coughing?? Behind him??

[What the fuck he's getting them all wrong but he's so excited anyway.]

I'm gonna guess no, but does anyone have the one with the swirl on it?

[h2no]

that's right!
it evolves into crobat when the bond with trainer is strong enough
like eevee does into umbreon or espeon

weezing, she's maxie's. close, though. the first evolution is called koffing.

poliwhirl? i have one but not here. sorry.

[yol8]

Wait, Eevee does different things now too? What??

Koffing and Weezing. Not really creative on the name front there, but cool.

Nah, it's okay. I'm still blown away they exist for real here.

[h2no]

they always did! blue has one. he hasn't and won't evolve it, but i'm sure he'd be happy to explain how they work. in terms of evolution, eevee is one of the most interesting pokémon in existence.
just, uh. again. the video game thing.

hey, we call them what they call themselves. weezing seems very proud of her name!

[yol8]

Yeah, that's true, they say their name mostly. Except I remember there's a few that just grunt or scream? Those ones...

[Poor guys.]

[h2no]

[yeah, he gets that.]

a lot of the time they just don't have the vocal cords to say their names. there aren't any that're pained by their existence...

[yol8]

Yeah, but I mean, who names those guys? Some scientist, right, if they can't say a name?

[h2no]

oh yeah
they're all very smart
they usually accept the names
you don't wanna tell something that could light you on fire you're gonna call it something it doesn't like, right?

[yol8]

That'd make sense.