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[yol8]

[Hey, this guy looks new. Looks like just your average sort of dude, too, except for the laurel tattoos. Oh, and his eyes are kinda bloodshot, like he hasn’t slept in a while. But his smile is gentle and friendly.]

Feeling kinda like Rip Van Winkle right now, so I'm going to just keep working past that. Name's Dionysus, and yeah, that Dionysus of that Pantheon.

[And here, he links like every form of popular social media account- Bwitter, BlueTube, Rumblr, and Instagrahm. And then he also links a few more obscure social media sites. Point is, he’s got it all.]

I’m thinking about keeping my scene a little more underground for a while. Don’t worry though. If you want in, you’ll get in.

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[pocketfulof]

Mr. D?

[A confused ray of sunshine here. You definitely don't look like the Dionysus he knows. But then gods can choose their appearance so who is he to judge. Still...definitely different.]

[yol8]

That sure is a nickname.

[pocketfulof]

Wha--Oh uh...yeah. It's the name campers gave uh...you? Back home...

[He is really not sure how this whole "alternate universe black hole" thing worked, but he's starting to think that this definitely isn't the same Dionysus.]

[yol8]

Oh. Me, but not me. Another Dionysus?

[pocketfulof]

Probably? He--you? Were a director of a camp for demigods where I'm from...

[yol8]

Huh. Yeah, not me, but also sounds like something I'd maybe do? If I was older. But yeah, that wasn't me. Sorry?

[pocketfulof]

It's okay. This place is pretty weird so...not out of the realm of possibility I guess? Uh, since technically this is the first time we've met...I'm Will.

[yol8]

Nice to meet you, Will. Camp for demigods, huh? How's that working out for you?

[pocketfulof]

Nice to meet you, too. And not too bad? I mean it's protected so monsters don't bother us, but demigods kind of had a bad track record. Not to mention we've been through two wars and the return of a Roman emperor...

It's complicated more than anything.

[yol8]

So it's sounding less like a camp with singing songs by the fire and making smores, and more like boot camp.

[pocketfulof]

I mean...kinda? We know how to fight but that was, originally, more to be able to defend ourselves outside of camp. We still sing campfire songs and make s'mores. The war thing came later.

a bad threadjack from a bad goddess

[pummelgranite]

That sure is a nickname.

oh my goood

[yol8]

Please don't.

[DON'T RUN WITH THIS.]

[pummelgranite]

Alright, alright. More like Mr. D-nied anyway.

[yol8]

That's an even worse one.

[pummelgranite]

I think you're safe. Dio's catchier anyway.

[yol8]

I also looked into this- there's already a Dio here? Who's a vampire lawyer who ran for Ambassador or something?

That's a little weird.

[pummelgranite]

You know. Somehow I missed him being a vampire.

[yol8]

You got "lawyer" and "running for Ambassador" but missed "vampire" somehow?

[pummelgranite]

Uh huh. Because after "lawyer" and "politician" I stopped caring.

[fehus]

DIIo. with roman numerals.

[yol8]

That's... not bad, actually.

[fehus]

yw.

oh gods

[pocketfulof]

[Persephone, please. Will is just going to groan and bury his face in his hands. Have fun noticing the tips of his ears are bright red. He's never living this down.]

[pummelgranite]

[ takes a 37 second long slurp of her clearly-already-finished ice coffee ]