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[yol8]

[Hey, this guy looks new. Looks like just your average sort of dude, too, except for the laurel tattoos. Oh, and his eyes are kinda bloodshot, like he hasn’t slept in a while. But his smile is gentle and friendly.]

Feeling kinda like Rip Van Winkle right now, so I'm going to just keep working past that. Name's Dionysus, and yeah, that Dionysus of that Pantheon.

[And here, he links like every form of popular social media account- Bwitter, BlueTube, Rumblr, and Instagrahm. And then he also links a few more obscure social media sites. Point is, he’s got it all.]

I’m thinking about keeping my scene a little more underground for a while. Don’t worry though. If you want in, you’ll get in.

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[yol8]

Festivities is definitely more my strong suit. Which speaking of, I'm going to be throwing soon. Maybe in a week. Interested?

[tenofswords]

What sort of party?

[yol8]

Like a rave, but better.

[tenofswords]

Assuming I don't get waylaid, I may stop by for a little while.

[If this man is Dionysus at least in some form, or even just in spirit, it would be a grave insult to reject a party invitation.]

[yol8]

Cool. I'd recommend a Friday night, if you don't work weekends.

[Because you might be there all weekend.]

[tenofswords]

Maybe after work, assuming responsibilities don't get in the way.

[Blue might need him, after all.]

[yol8]

I get it. "Work" and whatever. Guess I should find a way to quit my job, actually. Or I could just never show up?

[tenofswords]

Not showing up is one way to get fired, yes.

[yol8]

I guess I got another question.

Has an imPort ever been arrested for tax-related crimes?

[tenofswords]

While I personally have never seen this happen, that doesn't necessarily mean that it hasn't.

[yol8]

Good enough for me.