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[yol8]

[Hey, this guy looks new. Looks like just your average sort of dude, too, except for the laurel tattoos. Oh, and his eyes are kinda bloodshot, like he hasn’t slept in a while. But his smile is gentle and friendly.]

Feeling kinda like Rip Van Winkle right now, so I'm going to just keep working past that. Name's Dionysus, and yeah, that Dionysus of that Pantheon.

[And here, he links like every form of popular social media account- Bwitter, BlueTube, Rumblr, and Instagrahm. And then he also links a few more obscure social media sites. Point is, he’s got it all.]

I’m thinking about keeping my scene a little more underground for a while. Don’t worry though. If you want in, you’ll get in.

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[fehus]

It's gotta be divine intervention, 'cuz I feel like a diet of pomegranates and vodka is probably not the secret? No offense if you're creeping, Persephone.

[yol8]

Maybe she's bench pressing crates of pmergrantes in her free time?

Also no offense, Persephone.

[fehus]

Now I'm picturing one of those infomercials. The Pomegranate Punisher can be yours, in just 5 installments of 19.99.