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[magnitudes]

Okay, okay okay okay. Okay. Right.

( Hey, friends. Sarissa ruffles her hair, messy and curly as it is, and then holds her silence for a moment of Dramatic Effect. )

This is a heaps important question:

Are t-shirts acceptable to wear on a date? I'm asking because my sister is being rude and I need to make a point really dramatically, so just work with me on this, guys.

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[plasticbow]

Can you pull it off?

[In like a fashion-y way, not like a disrobing kind of way.]

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[magnitudes]

of course i can, i look fantastic in anything

but anyone can wear whatever they want on a date if they like it

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[doubleblind]

That's debatable...

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[ohshutup]

If your date involves burgers and volleyball, perhaps.

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[magnitudes]

Or wanting to be comfortable or owning a nice t-shirt.

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[doubleblind]

This is why I married you.

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[littlemissfutility]

Only if it's a casual date. If you're going someplace nice, you need to dress nice.

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[magnitudes]

A t-shirt with a nice blazer over the top.

( Done. Bam. Nailed it. )

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[doubleblind]

Another point for me!

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[cigarbribery]

What kind of date are we talking about here? Because it depends on where you are and what you're doing—you can wear a t-shirt on a date to a rock concert, but it can be a little weird if you're eating caviar in a fancy restaurant.

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[magnitudes]

For one, caviar is gross,

( just fyi )

but what if you were wearing a shirt that said "I Heart Caviar"?

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[handycapable]

[ Oh... no. Oh no? ]

God, no! Why not just ask about sweatpants while you're at it?

I love Ray so much

[magnitudes]

Jesus, I'm not a bloody animal. When has there ever been fashionable sweatpants? Next you'll be assuming I wear double denim, or something.

[drivesadesk]

Yeah, sure, why not? But I'd wear a suit jacket with the t-shirt, so they know you're not just being sloppy.

[magnitudes]

See, that's what I said, but everyone's all "rah rah rah Sarissa that's tacky, we're so fancy" about it. Dicks.

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[h2no]

consider a power move that would make a deity quake with fear:

crocs.

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[magnitudes]

that's a way to powermove right out of my life, honestly

[showshismetal]

Absolutely! T-shirts are fun! Aren't dates supposed to be fun?

[magnitudes]

See, that's my logic, but apparently its lazy.

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[accelerate]

[ hey, friend. barry narrows his eyes, because he's going to take this seriously. ]

What kind of t-shirt? Long-sleeve? Short-sleeve? No sleeve? Words on the front? A person on the front? Ooh! A cat on the front? Does it even have a front? Is it a shirt without a back? What kind of t-shirt are we talking about?

[ he also doesn't know how to breathe. ]

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[magnitudes]

Oh, it's definitely one of those classic no-front-at-all t-shirts, and t's got this sweet triceratops on the back.

( BARRY PLEASE )

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[doubleblind]

Hey, hey, hey. Don't encourage her. Giving options will only encourage this terrible fashion choice...

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[ghoulking]

I suppose it depends on what kind of date we are talking about here?

On a first date, you probably want to look the best. But if you have been on dates before, perhaps not? [ kaneki isn't even an expert on this why is he even talking ]

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[magnitudes]

The most successful relationship I ever had, on the first date I was wearing a bunch of broken glass from a window I was thrown through, and a t-shirt.

And other stuff, obviously.

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[bookkeeper]

I say do it. It's coming off anyway, right?

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[magnitudes]

Oi oi oi. ( A well natured oi oi oi, mind you. ) Not always, mate.