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Alfie Solomons ([personal profile] devoutish) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2018-01-24 06:26 pm

💣 013 | video

[Alfie doesn't appear onscreen - instead, the camera is directed at two dogs, who are sitting in his living room. He zooms in first on one, then the other. Both are alert, interested, and curious - they're in a new place! They want to explore! But they were told to sit nicely and be filmed, and being the good doggos that they are, they're doing it.]

These dogs, their owner has fucked off home, and so I've adopted them. From what I've heard, there were a great number of dogs in the house they came out of, so who's got the rest of 'em, then? I thought that being the social and loyal creatures that they are, they might benefit from seeing their old mates every so often. Better for their, you know, canine mental health and such. Yeah.

[The first dog stretches forward and sniffs the camera, giving everybody a nice close-up of his doggy nose.]

Digby, back, back--

[Alfie's hand appears to give him a gentle shove, saving the screen from potential slobber.]

Right, then - my other question was, do pet shops of a reasonable size exist? Yeah, I know, this is America, this is the future, you've got to go over the top with everything - but this PetsMarket place is the size of a large warehouse. Eh? It's fucking unnecessary. Something manageable, that would be better. Something that isn't a chain store; those are always the worst of the bunch. Thank you.
functusofficio: (n: this daydream is dangerous)

voice.

[personal profile] functusofficio 2018-01-27 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
They're beautiful, and so obedient. Is this your first time owning dogs?
functusofficio: (n: and i will get you and get you alone)

voice.

[personal profile] functusofficio 2018-01-29 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
It probably feels good to have dogs again, then, if you're accustomed to them.
functusofficio: (n: and i would follow you home)

[personal profile] functusofficio 2018-01-30 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I never met him, I'm afraid. I hope the dogs don't miss him too much.
functusofficio: (n: this daydream is dangerous)

[personal profile] functusofficio 2018-02-01 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
That's good, certainly.

[ .... She wants to pet the dogs. ]

Can I visit them, or would a stranger make it more difficult for them to settle in?
functusofficio: (p: asking you to stay)

[personal profile] functusofficio 2018-02-04 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps I'll do shortly, then. Though I'm not certain where you live?
functusofficio: (n: and i would follow you home)

[personal profile] functusofficio 2018-02-06 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, you're not far away from me at all!

When would be convenient for you?
functusofficio: (n: this daydream is dangerous)

would you rather action or log?

[personal profile] functusofficio 2018-02-10 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
I will certainly be there, then. And thank you.
functusofficio: (n: and i would follow you home)

sounds good!

[personal profile] functusofficio 2018-02-11 12:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ When she shows up, she's dressed surprisingly low key for her. While he might not realize that, it means that she doesn't feel him to be a threat to her at all. She's on time, about five minutes past seven, and her knock is firm. ]

Alfie? It's Padme.
functusofficio: (p: this hope is treacherous)

[personal profile] functusofficio 2018-02-25 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ She greets them almost more immediately than she greets him, crouching down so that they can investigate her more fully without any need to jump and holding out her hand for them to sniff thoroughly before she makes any attempts to pet them. But her glance up at him at his response is amused, her smile warm. ]

Well, I'm proud to be the first, then. They're lovely dogs, and it's good to meet you in person.
functusofficio: (p: this hope is treacherous)

no worries! i've been out of commission via strep/work myself for a while so lol

[personal profile] functusofficio 2018-03-26 12:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ They're beautiful, and her immediate affection and happiness at their presence is obvious. ]

I hardly think they're going to grow that attached that quickly, not when you've been giving them such good care.

Besides, an Ambassador's office is hardly that pleasant a place for an animal to stay. But I do love having a chance to meet other people's pets.
functusofficio: (p: this hope is treacherous)

much ty! and it's good to see you back too

[personal profile] functusofficio 2018-03-28 10:10 am (UTC)(link)
It's a fairly standard one, really, for this world. But that means until I have time to settle in there's very little that's warm or inviting about it. And not much space for a dog.

[ She smiles in his direction, clearly happy with the dogs attention and staying here to pet them for a little while longer. ]

Thankfully, I know kind people who allow me to pet their dogs.
functusofficio: (u: are we out of the woods yet)

[personal profile] functusofficio 2018-04-03 01:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She takes the seat he offers gladly, still petting the dogs once they follow her over but also giving his place a glance over. It seems, in its way, reflective of him. ]

The parks in Maurtia Falls are lovely, too. One of the City's finer features. [ A little dry. She has found some aspects of this city -- difficult to deal with. ]

You know, I realize I know very little about you, and yet you have been kind enough to invite me into your home.
functusofficio: (o: are we in the clear yet?)

[personal profile] functusofficio 2018-04-09 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ She dips her head in acknowledgement, but laughs. ]

Hardly. I am quite comfortable in my ability to take care of myself should difficult situations arise.

[ She sees no need to go further into that at the moment, but her smile is very self assured, the expression of someone who has great certainty in that statement. ]

And should I ever truly find myself in danger, I have allies here who would sense it in the Force.

It did not make you nervous, to invite a relative stranger into the privacy of your home?
functusofficio: (p: but you're quicksand)

[personal profile] functusofficio 2018-04-12 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
As every cautious person should.

[ Genuinely approving, both of having precautions and of not telling her what they are. It's smart. ]

How far in the past are you from? It must be strange, to be in your world but have it be quite different.
darkpants_warmfeeling: (Glance)

Voice

[personal profile] darkpants_warmfeeling 2018-01-27 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
He left you Digby?

[Jacob had seen Will's name vanish from the Network with a sense of resignation, almost inevitability. But somehow, seeing the dogs passing on to a new owner is what brings home the reality, and with it, the pain.]
darkpants_warmfeeling: (Sorrow)

Voice

[personal profile] darkpants_warmfeeling 2018-01-28 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. That's Digby.

[Jacob sighs.]

He belongs to Will Graham. Or he used to.
darkpants_warmfeeling: (Glance)

Voice

[personal profile] darkpants_warmfeeling 2018-01-30 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Hi, Bark.

[Jacob gives the newer dog a little half-wave.]

It's funny. He was just asking about giving them away. It's like he knew what was coming.
darkpants_warmfeeling: (Do it)

Voice

[personal profile] darkpants_warmfeeling 2018-01-31 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe. He knew things, that's for sure. Didn't talk a lot, but he always seemed to... get you.

[Foresight, or maybe just advanced empathy.]
darkpants_warmfeeling: (Hologram)

Voice

[personal profile] darkpants_warmfeeling 2018-02-03 12:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I know, right? From him though, it was always reassuring.

He helped me out, a few years ago. Gave me a hand in getting over some things.
darkpants_warmfeeling: (Volunteer)

Voice

[personal profile] darkpants_warmfeeling 2018-02-16 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
He definitely was. Hopefully still is, wherever he is now.

[Will had mentioned before that he was dead back in his own world. But Jacob is willing to hope he could somehow have been wrong about that.]
darkpants_warmfeeling: (Hologram)

Voice

[personal profile] darkpants_warmfeeling 2018-02-17 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, probably. He's a nice guy, but he'd fight you for his dogs. In a second.
darkpants_warmfeeling: (Glance)

Voice

[personal profile] darkpants_warmfeeling 2018-02-24 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Chuckling:]

You think you can get a dog to like you more than Will Graham? Good luck with that.
darkpants_warmfeeling: (Default)

Voice

[personal profile] darkpants_warmfeeling 2018-02-26 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe. I'd believe it if I saw it. That show might as well have been named for Will.

At least his buddies have got a good home as long as they're with you.