Hey, go easy on Liam, he might be r██arded, remember? I still don't really know for sure, it's fucking hard to tell with someone who's only seven years old. [ And Carl's attempts at the time to research via internet quizzes had sort of backfired on him. ] And for your information, apparently a lot of dudes sometimes pee at an angle after they get dick surgery. I looked it up!

[ Not that Mickey knows anything about Carl's dick, but-- y'know. Then Carl sighs again, rolling his eyes and stepping away from the counter. ]

God, fine, I'll also put down some fucking cardboard!