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MICKEY MILKOVICH ([personal profile] gentrify) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2018-01-28 10:16 pm

[video] a valentines themed promotional video (brought to you by the shameless cast)

[ Greetings, friends. Remember when Mickey said he was selling guns? Yeah, he's still doing that, but now, with a building and less so out of the trunk of his car, PLUS one (1) actual employee. So here he is, in said building, walls behind him lined with weaponry and sundries. ]

You wanna know what really says "I love you and I give a shit if you get capped on some sketchy gangland corner of Maurtia Falls" for Valentine's Day?

[ wait for iiiiit ]

A gun.

[ Or knife, or machete, or sword. They've started carrying some swords too, because they know some of you are ancient fucks and can't handle the idea of catching up to the rest of the world, so there should be some wall in the background with gear more that speed (the speed of a horse drawn carriage). Anyway, back to his sales pitch. ]

Yeah, I know you're all superheros and shit, but some of you fuckin' suck at it, and some of you got the crap end of it with bullshit powers like, I dunno, talking to squirrels or some Disney princess crap. Is a fucking squirrel gonna keep your girlfriend, boyfriend, side piece, whatever from getting mugged? Hell no. [ This place is ridiculous and he hates it. ] Point is, we got Valentine's Day sales going on over here at Southside M&G Armory, so come by and pick up a piece at discount prices.

[ Mickey's about half way through giving the address for the shop (somewhere in Heropa, handwave, la de da), when the distinct hiss of a spray can coming from somewhere off to the side draws his attention, both his attention and the camera of his phone turning in it's direction. There stands: Carl Gallagher, at the sales counter, spray painting a shotgun pastel pink, with a couple others in red and white and purple lying nearby. It's seasonal, ok? ]

Goddamnit, Gallagher, I told you to do that outside, dumbshit! Do your brain cell murder huffing on your own time, away from my merchan--

[ aaand the video cuts. apparently this ad is over. ]
fehus: ✺ fehus. (i did my best.)

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[personal profile] fehus 2018-01-29 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Speaking as a Disney princess who soulbonds with squirrels or whatever this advertisement is fucking wild? Um. Wow.

-- And I mostly just wanna say hey Carl. Hey, Carl!
fehus: ✺ fehus. (shut your brain up long enough.)

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[personal profile] fehus 2018-01-29 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Uh. I'm already dead and bulletproof. I'm even sort of anti-hunting? The sales pitch is creative and I love it, but, I'm really not your target market.

How else are you making guns romantic? Besides super sappy mugging stories and pastel colours.

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thirdstrike: (⤫ 𝟭𝟯𝟴.)

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[personal profile] thirdstrike 2018-01-29 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, what's up, Magnus!

[ Carl grins broadly, pulling down the goggles he's wearing so they hang loosely around his neck, his hair dusted faintly with spray paint. He sets the paint down, reaching for one of the guns that's already dried and cocks it demonstratively. ]

Check it out: purple magnum. Want me to set it aside for you?

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thirdstrike: (I grew up watching mtv!)

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[personal profile] thirdstrike 2018-01-29 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
God, whose stupid idea was this, anyway?

[ No really... whose? It's the kind of brilliance either of them could be capable of. Carl's already set his paint gun aside and pulled down his goggles in order to reply to Magnus, so now he just puts one hand on his hip and makes an exasperated gesture with the other. ]

I mean, I did put down newspapers. Can't you just prop the door open or something?

cw: AND... CONTINUED......

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devoutish: (put your money where your mouth is)

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[personal profile] devoutish 2018-01-29 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Is this being legally done?

[Sup kids, have a Genuine Cockney Gangster who's hoping the answer is yes - not because he has anything against the illegal selling of weapons, but because people openly advertising their illegal gun sales might end up bringing unwanted attention to his illegal gun sales. #priorities.]

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shadowglitter: <user name=ferpresources site=tumblr.com> (𝚇𝚇𝚇𝙸𝚇.)

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[personal profile] shadowglitter 2018-01-29 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
QUESTIONS!!!!!

- Is there a limit on purchases per customer? I mean, I want, like. Barrels of guns. Every gun. Like your entire armament of guns.
- Are all they all pink and red and white and stuff or can you paint one of them, like, gold for me?
- ARE MANY OF THEM CURSED AND IF SO TO WHAT DEGREE AND SEVERITY

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what would a cursed gun do

not shoot?

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thirdstrike: (♣ but we were making it count)

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[personal profile] thirdstrike 2018-01-29 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
i'll paint it whatever color u want man
gold
silver
fucking tie die
racing stripes


[ Someone misses tagging just a bit, clearly. ]

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cigarbribery: babe (to keep me from getting to you)

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[personal profile] cigarbribery 2018-01-29 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
[They have a license to operate at least? He hopes. He just squints a little at the screen, and the sheer variety of weapons on display, and because Foggy's a lawyer whose main weapon lies in his words, he's just more than a little bit unnerved by it.

But, y'know, can't interfere and all.]


What happened to just buying chocolates for your date?

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[personal profile] governorkang 2018-01-29 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Finally, a human that understands what a proper gift is. You can't go wrong with a good-quality blade.
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[personal profile] heisenbitch 2018-01-29 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ Pastel pink shotguns. Wow. Being spraypainted by a kid. Wow, Mickey. ]

Wow. Gay ass looking shotguns. Romantic.
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[personal profile] thirdstrike 2018-01-29 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ Carl cocks one of the guns, though mostly to make sure the paint doesn't dry anything together in a way that sticks and limits functionality. ]

We're just painting them, not fucking giving them fake balls.

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fingerchewing: (Chicken will do)

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I like talking to squirrels.
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Oh, hey Justine.

[ He pulls his goggles down so they hang around his neck again, smoothing back his paint-dusted hair and trying not to smile too dopily. Probably failing, though. ]

Ignore him, he doesn't know you already got something better than a gun, which is me as a trainer. Plus you're packing all that super strength-- what muggers are gonna stand a chance against that?

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d33tached: (✖ In this heat ✖)

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[personal profile] d33tached 2018-01-30 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
I don't suppose you might have any selections in green?

[He, personally, thinks this is a wonderful idea - but he doesn't exactly understand Valentine's Day color schemes.]

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[personal profile] morethan084 2018-01-30 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't think it was possible to make guns sound romantic, and you've just proved my point that I'm right.

[Either way, it got her attention and that's the whole point, right?]
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[Well, whatever other reactions you're getting, this one gets a grinning round of applause from what looks like an honest to god cowboy. With one metal hand, so it sounds a bit funny but hey, what can you do?]

I ain't gotta a sweetheart, but if they end up bein' the kind that like pink guns, I'll make sure t' bring 'em by.