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( most people would certainly be shocked or in a very dismal state at finding themselves in a place like this. where the government just plucked them from their homes and slapped a job and power on them and told them to go forth future hero. ferris......he was confused, there's no doubt in that, but the truth was he was rather happy about all this.

it meant he no longer had to go back to school, for the time being. it also meant he had a chance to be someone here. of course whether that was a good thing for everyone else was unknown.

introductions were perhaps the greatest things in the world. it meant ferris could be anyone or anything to the people here. he could be a well cultured man [not that he wasn't in one way or another], he could be a cowboy for crying out loud. he could be anything he so desired.

of course he didn't have much time did he? before others showed up and took the spotlight out from under his feet.

so before all those who were watching, ferris sat in his room wearing a suit, with her dark hair slicked back. before him, his nightstands were arranged to look like a table, and behind him was a large, poorly colored on, canadian flag.

he looked straight ahead with an expression full of confidence and smugness. )

Greetings my fellow Americans. My name is Ferris, Ferris Bueller. I am the Canadian Ambassador and I'd like to say thank you for welcoming me into your lovely state. Flo-Rida.

( he was clearly going to leave out the part where he was actually the intern to the canadian ambassador.

no one needed to know that. )

I found the hot, sweltering sun to be comforting in comparison to the icy lands of Canada. And the football? Much better than the dumb hockey games that could be found back in Canada.

Now I don't want to waste anymore of anyone's time, but I'd like to ask everyone help with two things. One, any information about this....this state that I can receive, whether it be about the heroic duties I have to complete or the best beer in town would be welcomed. Two, if anyone can tell me if they know a Cameron Frye or Sloane Peterson, that would be just great.

( he coughs a bit before he holds up his hand. )

Thank you for your time America. Stay safe or be forced to have free health care. Oh and the residents of residence number one, please excuse the dog in the living room.

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Crashing bad guy parties sounds like fun.

( as for the bullied teens.....well he isn't sure if he wants to get too into that but he does have a way of getting people to get along. )

Alright, and what about you? What have you done so far?

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Not a lot. I'm still working on the finer details of my costume. Plus there are a ton of heroes here already so there hasn't been a lot to do, locally.

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Costume huh? I think I might just get myself one of those.

What about your superhero name? Do you have a good one?

And ah....the problems with overpopulation. Maybe we need more villains.

[glitterateur]

Not yet! It's hard to pick one. Lately I've been waffling between the Pink Avenger and Hero-let. What are your powers? You should pick your superhero name and costume based on that.

[Mabel just makes a face.] I don't think more villains has ever solved anything....

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Pink Avenger? Sounds scary.

Ah well if I told you I wouldn't be a good hero, now wouldn't I?

( but he does show her by seemingly floating out from his chair. )

I think floating space balloon would fit, what about you?

[glitterateur]

Ha, thank you. I'll strike terror into the hearts of all criminals!

[She ooohs appreciatively at the floating.]

A floating space balloon? Like a weather balloon?

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Go for it girl.

And heck yeah, I could be the weather man....one that doesn't disappoint.