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( most people would certainly be shocked or in a very dismal state at finding themselves in a place like this. where the government just plucked them from their homes and slapped a job and power on them and told them to go forth future hero. ferris......he was confused, there's no doubt in that, but the truth was he was rather happy about all this.

it meant he no longer had to go back to school, for the time being. it also meant he had a chance to be someone here. of course whether that was a good thing for everyone else was unknown.

introductions were perhaps the greatest things in the world. it meant ferris could be anyone or anything to the people here. he could be a well cultured man [not that he wasn't in one way or another], he could be a cowboy for crying out loud. he could be anything he so desired.

of course he didn't have much time did he? before others showed up and took the spotlight out from under his feet.

so before all those who were watching, ferris sat in his room wearing a suit, with her dark hair slicked back. before him, his nightstands were arranged to look like a table, and behind him was a large, poorly colored on, canadian flag.

he looked straight ahead with an expression full of confidence and smugness. )

Greetings my fellow Americans. My name is Ferris, Ferris Bueller. I am the Canadian Ambassador and I'd like to say thank you for welcoming me into your lovely state. Flo-Rida.

( he was clearly going to leave out the part where he was actually the intern to the canadian ambassador.

no one needed to know that. )

I found the hot, sweltering sun to be comforting in comparison to the icy lands of Canada. And the football? Much better than the dumb hockey games that could be found back in Canada.

Now I don't want to waste anymore of anyone's time, but I'd like to ask everyone help with two things. One, any information about this....this state that I can receive, whether it be about the heroic duties I have to complete or the best beer in town would be welcomed. Two, if anyone can tell me if they know a Cameron Frye or Sloane Peterson, that would be just great.

( he coughs a bit before he holds up his hand. )

Thank you for your time America. Stay safe or be forced to have free health care. Oh and the residents of residence number one, please excuse the dog in the living room.

Comments

[ofloveandbeauty]

[Dang, he's taken but at least he doesn't seem to mind her flirting.]

Well don't you worry, I'm here for any love advice you could possibly need here!

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( if she doesn't show up in four months, he might be considered single.

keep your options opened girlie! )

And they pay you for that? Right?

[ofloveandbeauty]

Nope! I do it for free, because that is a duty of a love expert to help out those in love no matter what!

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If there's one thing you need to learn in life toots is that you don't give your work away for free.

But if it makes you happy, then I say do it.

[ofloveandbeauty]

Why would I charge? Everyone deserves love and the chance to be happy, I wouldn't ever want to charge for them to have that opportunity.

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Okay then, but you do have a legit job right?

One that pays?

[ofloveandbeauty]

Certainly, I work as a fragrance model, showing off expensive perfumes! It's a lot of fun and they pay me pretty well though I bet you make more as an Ambassador.

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Is that so?

Think you can hook a brother up with some perfume samples?

( ah and there goes the question.

he remained silent before he came up with a very plausible lie. )

Ambassador of an important country yes. Of Canada? No.

[ofloveandbeauty]

Of course I can, I'll select the most suitable perfume that would suit such an important man, even if your country isn't that important.

[Minako said with confidence, smiling excitedly.]

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You're a real peach. Call me up anytime if you want to go on a date.

( and he returns a smile that's full with the same confidence. )