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[burger_king]

The year is 2018 and the Red Scare is alive and kicking. Worlds collide as we're brought here under mysterious circumstances, given gifts we couldn't dream to prepare for. Trapped without hope for escape we ask ourselves - will we ever see our homes again? Our loved ones? Will we embrace our new lives and is it a question of when - not if - that these powers turn on us? So many questions, and yet the biggest mystery is something else entirely.

Best burger joint. Give me your suggestions. Bonus points for cheap menus.

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[fehus]

literally just looking at the big orange font out front makes me feel like somebody's about to hate crime me.

i'd rather live in like a chuck e cheese's. wait, i think he's called chunk e cheese here? nevermind.

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[thirdstrike]

i dunno about hate crimed but ppl do get shot allot in the parking lot

[ So. It's not for everyone. ]

chunks of cheese makes way more sense tho
but ive never been to chucky OR chunky cheese is it awesum?

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[fehus]

that's not what i look for in my public sleeping spaces. also i feel like someone's dad would tell me to get a haircut or drop and do 20 if i ever went inside.

words don't do the smell of stale pizza, warm rubber, and kid pee together any justice. when are you done scamming innocents today? let's get chunky.

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[thirdstrike]

1st of all dont nock boot camp
2nd of all its called home despot its not like they got a fucking dresscode there

after 4 im in
they got burgers there too? we cud bring the new guy

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[fehus]

1st of all i'm nocking. don't make me talk about getting gutted by halberds right now, i'm eating chef boyardee and the parallels are too strong.
2nd of all i bet your head looked dumb shaved.

probably. if he's into it i'm into it.

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[thirdstrike]

u cant gut ppl at military school or they expell u dumbass its totally diffrent
n they dont make u shave ur head either it just has to be regulation lenth or shorter

sweet
ill say its my birthday

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[fehus]

we have different relationships to the word and idea of "soldier." and nobody tells me how to get my hair did.

yes. very yes.

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[burger_king]

This sounds terrible. I'm in.

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[fehus]

that's the spirit. welcome to the shitshow.

do you wanna say it's your birthday, too?

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[burger_king]

Absolutely not. As far as I'm concerned, I don't have a birthday.

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[thirdstrike]

cmon we cud totally pull off being twins

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[fehus]

don't insult the new guy like that.

[burger_king]

No no I can kinda see it.

Baby brother, maybe. Baby step brother.

[thirdstrike]

what!
why the fuck do I have to be the baby brother??

[fehus]

'cuz you're so darn cute. 💖

[burger_king]

Aren't you younger than me?

[thirdstrike]

im 17
n if its my birthday then thatd make me 18 so i probly have seniority over both of u now

[fehus]

it's your fake birthday, you can't base real seniority on your fake birthday.

[burger_king]

you're kidding, right? 17?

[thirdstrike]

1) what r u gonna do about it
2) how old did u think i was??
3) fuck u BOTH

[fehus]

i thought you were fifteen tbh.

[burger_king]

Me too. Definitely not older than me.

[thirdstrike]

ok i bet i cud of still dropped both of u in a fight when i was 15
when we get there see if i share my fucking hot wings now

[ He will. ]

[fehus]

wait who the fuck am i if you're his itty bitty sweet baby step brother? some dude?

[thirdstrike]

u can be the hippie foster brother