calloused: ғᴀᴏʟᴀᴅʜ (03.)
ᴅᴇʀᴇᴋ ʜᴀʟᴇ ♔ ([personal profile] calloused) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2018-02-12 01:26 pm

001. video

[ Amidst candidacy announcements for Ambassadorship and thought-provoking questions aimed at the viewer comes this garbage.

The video opens deep in the woods outside of Nonah, and there stands a particularly grumpy dude, staring down at the camera like he's three or four seconds away from breaking his comm in half. There are children around him. So many children. A dozen boys, aged six to nine, all of them in scout uniforms, screaming at the top of their lungs, hitting each other with sticks, throwing dirt at each other, generally causing havoc. One of them throws a milkshake at another boy, who screams and cries. Where did he get a milkshake? Who cares. It's the other kid's now. Seeing as he's wearing it.

The angry dude is pointedly ignoring all of them. ]


I don't want these. I don't--

[ A kid runs past and he grabs it by the collar. It giggles, and the dude holds the little shit up to the camera. ]

I'm giving these away. I don't want them. Who wants these? There are twelve.

[ this is how you be a scout leader ]
canonized_demon: (Oooh shit...)

[personal profile] canonized_demon 2018-02-12 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Power huh? [Well you've got her interest now.] Doesn't everyone here have power in one way or the other? What makes you so special?

Me? All of it. Money, Fame and all the other stuff that comes from having power. I was kind of a big deal where I come from, had a good crew...people with a little ambition yeah?

[We can talk about who's whos pet later.]
canonized_demon: (Intense/Staredown)

[personal profile] canonized_demon 2018-02-12 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
What like you make an "art" out of picking up girls at bars? [Yes she's being intentionally obtuse.]

Exactly. Build a new crew...which, as you aptly put it, needs to start from a pack. A core group pf lieutenants I can trust and work with.

Sound like something you'd like to do?