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maskormenace2018-02-12 01:26 pm
calloused) wrote in maskormenace2018-02-12 01:26 pm
001. video
[ Amidst candidacy announcements for Ambassadorship and thought-provoking questions aimed at the viewer comes this garbage.
The video opens deep in the woods outside of Nonah, and there stands a particularly grumpy dude, staring down at the camera like he's three or four seconds away from breaking his comm in half. There are children around him. So many children. A dozen boys, aged six to nine, all of them in scout uniforms, screaming at the top of their lungs, hitting each other with sticks, throwing dirt at each other, generally causing havoc. One of them throws a milkshake at another boy, who screams and cries. Where did he get a milkshake? Who cares. It's the other kid's now. Seeing as he's wearing it.
The angry dude is pointedly ignoring all of them. ]
I don't want these. I don't--
[ A kid runs past and he grabs it by the collar. It giggles, and the dude holds the little shit up to the camera. ]
I'm giving these away. I don't want them. Who wants these? There are twelve.
[ this is how you be a scout leader ]
The video opens deep in the woods outside of Nonah, and there stands a particularly grumpy dude, staring down at the camera like he's three or four seconds away from breaking his comm in half. There are children around him. So many children. A dozen boys, aged six to nine, all of them in scout uniforms, screaming at the top of their lungs, hitting each other with sticks, throwing dirt at each other, generally causing havoc. One of them throws a milkshake at another boy, who screams and cries. Where did he get a milkshake? Who cares. It's the other kid's now. Seeing as he's wearing it.
The angry dude is pointedly ignoring all of them. ]
I don't want these. I don't--
[ A kid runs past and he grabs it by the collar. It giggles, and the dude holds the little shit up to the camera. ]
I'm giving these away. I don't want them. Who wants these? There are twelve.
[ this is how you be a scout leader ]
no subject
[ point, though. also: stop. but point, though. he looks back at the kids. ]
They don't listen when I tell them to do things. And laugh at me when I yell at them.
no subject
[ DRAMATIC SHOULDER ROLL. ]
You have no idea who you're talking to.
no subject
[ again. fair point. he takes a moment to consider something. watching Tate, almost analytically. ]
Hang out with me tonight if you want to see something scary. [ a pause. ] Don't make it weird.