Image| Anon; username--PhantomThieves

[codeoracle]

[This post is not only being spread over the network. If anyone were to check their private messages, they would find this post in their inboxes as well. There is no avoiding this one. It consists of the image below and a modulated voiceover of the text. Enjoy, MoM. Enjoy.



[And to aid your reading: Count Dooku, a great sinner of greed. Your obsession with power and influence has led to the corruption of genuine calls for change & innocents that believe in those ideals. That corruption cannot stand and so we will steal the heart of your aspirations and make you confess your crimes with your own mouth. --The Phantom Thieves]

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[pickledturncoat]

Dooku the Clone Wars relic? That Count Dooku?

[Okay, this place just got a little weirder.]

Anon; username PhantomThieves

[lempereur]

A relic, indeed.

[carbonfrozen]

yeah

and he's been here long enough that he's got his own little anti-government broadcast going

[pickledturncoat]

Huh. Pretty much a one-trick fathier, isn't he.

[carbonfrozen]

y e p

they haven't taken down the past episodes yet I can link a few and we can make a drinking game out of listening to it

wonder how they're gonna "steal his heart" now that he's locked up in high security

[pickledturncoat]

And here I was thinking they meant that figuratively.
Silly me?

[carbonfrozen]

figuratively
literally
both
whatever

in this place who even kriffing knows anymore, half the time when you think something's figurative they really mean it

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[vanto]

Not considered a relic here.

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[pickledturncoat]

Please. He'd be a relic anywhere.

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[vanto]

Depending on who you ask here, I doubt General Kenobi considers him so.

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[pickledturncoat]

Kenobi? Just the name alone screams relic.

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[vanto]

He's not going to appreciate that at all.

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[functusofficio]

You're a new name on the network to recognize the Clone Wars.

I must assume you come from some time past them.

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[pickledturncoat]

[His name is attached to this???

Oh. So it is.]

Yes? What of it?

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[functusofficio]

I like to remain informed of those of us from our world who are here, particularly given how much drama tends to follow us.

Also, it is strange to hear my time era considered one of relics.

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[pickledturncoat]

How very official that sounds. Almost as if you consider yourself in charge of said group.

If the Keenigh Footwear fits.

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[functusofficio]

[ she straight up laughed at that tbh ]

My goodness, no. Nobody could hope to corral everyone from our world currently here. But I am the Ambassador for Maurtia Falls, and as such a voice for all Imports.

And the ones from our world tend to be particularly loud voices, and frequently connected to my family in one way or another.

I suppose from your perspective it does. How many years past the end of the Clone Wars are you from?

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[pickledturncoat]

So, not in charge, but official all the same.

Well now, that would be about twenty-five years? Give or take.

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[functusofficio]

Official in some respects.

That would be around the era of the Rebellion, then?

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[pickledturncoat]

Slightly beyond that - the New Republic era.

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[functusofficio]

A time of new hope, as I understand it.

A pleasure to meet you. I'm Ambassador Amidala.

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[pickledturncoat]

More like a time of new headaches.

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[functusofficio]

Old headaches returned anew, I would think. Trying to govern a galaxy has never proven a particularly manageable task.