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[codeoracle]

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[And to aid your reading: Count Dooku, a great sinner of greed. Your obsession with power and influence has led to the corruption of genuine calls for change & innocents that believe in those ideals. That corruption cannot stand and so we will steal the heart of your aspirations and make you confess your crimes with your own mouth. --The Phantom Thieves]

Comments

[yaaas_queen]

the only 1 of that list I know is Batman

who is SOMETIMES cool but if his Batman voice is like your Batman voice...

just saying you're my bff but gotta keep it 💯

[9544]

😱😱😱

you take that back!!!

my batman voice is AWESOME

even batman would think so!!!

[yaaas_queen]

no can do Jake

the Batman voice is your Holt voice w extra gargle

Holt is RL Batman 🦇👨🏽‍✈️

you know it to be true

[9544]

[ eXTRA GARGLE

WELL I'LL BE --!! ]

you got a point

huh

maybe that's why holt is so cool

its bc he's actually like batman

it all makes sense!!!

[yaaas_queen]

don't I always? 💅

but ok if this Batman is like Holt

MAYBE he can be cool

but still idk the rest of those guys you mentioned

[9544]

trust me

they're awesome

eSPECIALLY han solo

you'd like him gina

he's kind of your type 🤔😉👍

[yaaas_queen]

🤔 u mean amazingly handsome and a flexible sense of entrepreneurial ambition??

u kno I go bike messenger or higher

also

I did find someone who needs my help but isn't all bad

[she's forwarding a picture of this dude to you to approve of like a good bestie]

[9544]

definitely amazingly handsome

definitely that second thing too


ok ok ok ok ok

he's def got like some terry and holt vibes in there

whats the gameplan?

[yaaas_queen]

also did you dibs him? the Han guy

I'm a QB but not gonna step on ur turf 👍


He's a total ter-Bear

we're gonna go bowling which is 🙅

but he's going to practice being bad at it which is 👏

[9544]

tbh i think he's already spoken for

it's a 💘 thing

i would never get in the way of that thing either

[ Otherwise how else will the world get:

'I love you.'

'I know.'

??? ]

oh my god you already got yourself a date???

noice 👌👌👌

[yaaas_queen]

so you mean my type in a friendship way??

laaaaaaaame 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻

but ok fine



and I got a man to console me

as long as it's not a Jenn Sutton party 2.0