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Tina Belcher | Bob's Burgers ([personal profile] continuousgroaning) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2018-03-07 05:10 pm

9. Jorse [text]

i think about horses a lot

almost as much as i think about love and romance and dating boys

so when i needed to come up with an opinion poll for a school assignment, what better topic than horses, right, and then i saw this



so here's my opinion poll, should horses wear pants??? or are they beautiful enough just the way they are?
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[personal profile] aberrant_type 2018-03-09 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you. If you really wish to make a horse beautiful, you should think about braided manes and tails and beautifully kept tack!
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[personal profile] aberrant_type 2018-03-09 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Hmhm... that sounds very cute. My horse might have enjoyed eating a flower crown though, depending on the flower.
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[personal profile] aberrant_type 2018-03-09 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I had a horse at home! Moppel was, is I suppose, a bay gelding. He's got a forehead blaze. He's a good friend!
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[personal profile] aberrant_type 2018-03-10 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Meeting a famous horse? How so? I wish he was here too, and the horses we use at home are finer than any here from the sounds of it, [Hange did her research on this] but I'm not sure he'd be famous...
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[personal profile] aberrant_type 2018-03-17 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
Ahaha...! I bet Moppel would enjoy fame, if it came with lots of apples and sugar cubes.
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[personal profile] aberrant_type 2018-03-17 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
If Moppel ever arrives you certainly may. [tho hange would make sure she knew what she was doing regarding grooming and care. apples are easy.]
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[personal profile] aberrant_type 2018-03-18 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Have you considered learning to ride here?
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[personal profile] aberrant_type 2018-03-20 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, good! One ought to enjoy oneself here and learn many new things. I hope this attempt goes well for you.
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[personal profile] aberrant_type 2018-04-01 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
You wouldn't like to start on learning earlier?
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[personal profile] aberrant_type 2018-04-01 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm...

[aw, well. why the fuck not.]

If you're interested in learning, I'd be willing to give you some lessons.
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[personal profile] aberrant_type 2018-04-03 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
You shouldn't worry about being perfect at it. Just give it your best shot!
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[personal profile] aberrant_type 2018-04-06 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
You'll have fun with it, I'm sure.

Shall I find someone with horses we can use?
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[personal profile] aberrant_type 2018-04-06 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I believe I might already know someone. I'll ask him and let's go from there.