9. Jorse [text]

[continuousgroaning]

i think about horses a lot

almost as much as i think about love and romance and dating boys

so when i needed to come up with an opinion poll for a school assignment, what better topic than horses, right, and then i saw this



so here's my opinion poll, should horses wear pants??? or are they beautiful enough just the way they are?

Comments

[hellosirs]

Maybe we're looking at a four-legged overalls kind of situation.

Horseveralls?

[continuousgroaning]

or a nice set of legwarmers! they could even be different colors or be made to match the current season

[hellosirs]

Those would probably be more comfortable for the horse, anyway! They could mix and match.

[continuousgroaning]

and then accompany it with a nice hat or braids, you have a fashionable horse

man I wish I had one of my own

[hellosirs]

Maybe you could get a shetland pony? Those are pretty small. You could probably buy regular sized human leg-warmers for them, to. I think you'd probably have to make longer, customized ones for regular horses.

[continuousgroaning]

honestly I'd be happy with anything, no matter what the size! but bigger horses are more work overall, it's true

plus I'm not sure we could keep a full-sized horse in our backyard

[hellosirs]

Shetland ponies are dog-sized, aren't they? One would probably be about as big as Jesse.

[continuousgroaning]

clearly this is something that requires more research.

i will have my own horse some day.

[hellosirs]

I mean

Taako has a snake, Magnus has two dogs, and I'm pretty sure Merle has a chia pet or something. I don't think anyone would object!

[continuousgroaning]

honestly the dogs would be my only concern

not that I think either of them would attack a horse but I'd hate for any of them to get hurt by accident

assuming the horse was small enough to live with us

this is getting to be more complicated than I thought

[hellosirs]

Maybe you could get Taako to cast Reduce, and make the horse as small as a cat?

[continuousgroaning]

THEN IT COULD SLEEP IN MY BEDROOM WITH ME

THAT WOULD BE THE BEST EVER