9. Jorse [text]

[continuousgroaning]

i think about horses a lot

almost as much as i think about love and romance and dating boys

so when i needed to come up with an opinion poll for a school assignment, what better topic than horses, right, and then i saw this



so here's my opinion poll, should horses wear pants??? or are they beautiful enough just the way they are?

Comments

[lasersounds]

mm fair. being that far out of the way might limit your vet business too.

[continuousgroaning]

maybe I could assemble a whole team of animal talkers

some could live in the forest and some could have a vet office

that wouldn't be too bad to have as a career when I get older if I spontaneously develop the ability to talk to animals

[lasersounds]

make sure you let us know if you get this awesome powers.

or if you round up a crew like that.

[continuousgroaning]

I'm sure they'll want to give us a reality show, too

but wait, that kind of defeats the purpose of living in the woods

[lasersounds]

oh totally. it'd be like dr. dolittle but with the "unexpected" occurrences of reality tv.

you could just have them focus on the clinic side of things?

[continuousgroaning]

true

and it's not like there aren't reality shows about people living in the woods and survival and all that already

i mean, not that i watch that kind of thing

[lasersounds]

it's still cool if you do watch em, T.

they can be pretty entertaining--especially when people are over the top

[continuousgroaning]

I didn't watch much back home, but one of my housemates is addicted to reality TV

and Mom and i had viewing parties for imPort My Heart

so I do get caught up in them. it is hard not to get hooked on them and invested in the people

especially when I just think of them as characters in a story

[lasersounds]

if you think of it as a story you can end up getting really into it. kind of like day-time soaps.

[continuousgroaning]

Exactly. i remember reading on the internet that a lot of reality shows follow a script anyway

it blew my mind when I first saw it but the more I watch the more it makes sense

[lasersounds]

makes sense if they do. but still. not everything can be scripted, right?

[continuousgroaning]

yeah, it's hard to make everything sound natural

plus there's no way the real housewives of heropa are that melodramatic in reality